yayowen

Me and 200 gays at our local listening party when candy necklace (glitch pop version) starts to play over the speakers 

 

speak 

no right the way some of these reviews open up with what sounds like a hostage situation djdjdjsj

What upsets me is the idea of putting a bunch of critics in a room together for 80 minutes to listen to the album. This album should be listened to alone, a couple times at least, with full focus. People leaving the room and missing full songs to write a review after one listen is a total joke. 

to all the critics who left the room trust you will be dealt with 

The Gig’s reviewer, Lucy Harbron is such a stan lmao you can see it in the way she writes. We like you Lucy we like you!! 

"It’s a 10 - not because it’s faultless, not because everyone in the world will love it, not because it’s a skipless listen - but because it’s nothing below." -Lucy Harbron, Gigwise
 
Amazing way to put it. There are a few tracks I dislike, but this album is an artistic triumph

"People go to the toilet missing entire tracks, twiddle thumbs, scribble notes. We listen once, and leave to give it a rating and comment on its merit."
 
and i wonder why they're not giving it 5/5s...

There’s no way UMG/Interscope/Polydor lifted the review embargo too early if the reviews are gonna be bad, her 100s are coming 

Gigwise dubbing it her magnum opus is INSANE.

first 10/10 secured.

From the Far Out review “I’m waiting to be taken to the listening room. Universal Music don’t want Lana Del Rey’s latest album, Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd, to leak, so all the music writers in London have been summoned to UMG headquarters to listen, take notes and nibble free peanuts.” So yeah I’m guessing they all listened to it once. 

she is most definitely not fine with leaks.. especially if its from her upcoming albums and its understandable bc i wouldnt be fine with it either lol

the grants ending this forum, grandfather would end the internet as a whole I fear

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

don’t let them silence you.

despite hearing that damn song trillions of times, i cried. the last lines really hit too hard, she said 'it is a beautiful life remember that too for me' and i just immediately started sobbing uncontrollably. this is way too powerful. her magnum opus is honestly upon us

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best 

the grants is so gorgeous and tranquil, it sounds like the sky opening up. i know a lot of us have felt a bit of piano ballad fatigue in recent years but this really feels like an example of how stunning a lana ballad can be, some of her best work. at this rate the album could really be one of her best