trash can

Consequence calling it a "welcome return to form" after Chemtrails and Blue Banisters, while giving it the same score as Blue Banisters 

I appreciate you a lot and wanted to drop this here. It won't be a surprise if I say anything else, but it's worth the wait.

one thing about boz is he's gonna tease something to lana fans and make it seem super interesting and then make fun of them for being excited about it 
 
omg our minds aligning to drag BOZ today's such a nice day

Manifesting a tiny desk performance 

no way all this hype over a tour announcement cmon now it's something shocking

I'll try and say this in the nicest way possible, don't read this spoiler if you plan on picking a fight because I won't respond to you:
 
 

its literally not the mix lana's just mumbling

Go to 3:12 and listen lol 
 
lana Del Rey has a song, she sneezes at 3:13 

China saving us
 
the balloon was a&w promo

lanaboards has a member her age is at 61 there's something about the way she says "You may block, tho" that makes me feel like I-

queen

Yeah it isn't even our fault, like AM put the length up , like what do they except ofc we freak out & get hyped & if they mad at AM/Amazon etc. maybe they should announce singles a week in advance but that's kinda sad too bc everytime Lana wanted to suprise release a single it got spoiled somehow except for the DYTTATUOB title track though 
But it is what it is, since we know about the single coming they could add to the hype & start to promote the single instead of being only mad, bc they can't change the situation anyways & they could try to make the best out of it

My boss on tuesday catching me walking through town with my headphones after calling in sick 

Hii Patty <3 

guys..
 

I swear to God if one of you starts with the “OMG check Spotify” clownery I’m personally coming for you this is NO time for jokes 

i actually think and hope margaret is gonna sound like this 
 
a lana x wolf alice collab is one of my biggest dreams
 

how does almost every song have these ambigous lyrics i swear she does this on purpose to drive (thrive?) us crazy 

100%

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this is a weird thing to look forward to but i’m very excited about that “Jimmy Jimmy Coco Puff” lyric that Kintsugi teased, i feel like Jack has to be saying that in their collab because his nickname for Lana is Jimmy, and i can see it being a funny little adlib or him singing it in the way he sings the verses of his song Let’s Get Married

okay what we’re not gonna do is drag Daniel Johnston in here leave that genius alone 

Lana do something your community is begging for shit porn again 
 
Although every time it does happen it is literally always followed up by news so....