Tulsa Jesus Freak

1 minute ago, Body Electrician said:

When these shoots turn out to be for some random perfume ad and nothing to do with Lana

 

Omg imagine ? 

5 minutes ago, ArtDecoDelRey said:

i got excited damn

Sorry 

Edit: also I just watched that highlight and it was a wild ride ?

https://www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0OjE3ODg2NDEyMzkwNjU5MjE4?igshid=1ohtx2zkmk8sj&story_media_id=2292582347576932500 Lana looks great 

Just now, Lustformoney said:

not lana stans fighting over a chicken w bald throat

Lollll

1 minute ago, bel air rose said:

https://instagram.com/stories/seana_crain/2388028654870355320?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=1qyo7ol61bemv

more chickens 

Are we sure this wasn’t yesterday? It’s the same chicken and the light looks the same 

1 minute ago, cinnamongirI said:

also why is no one talking about this. I’m 99% sure this is for Lana. https://instagram.com/stories/allielizabeth_mua/2388008302966541648?igshid=khjk2fsx0ggv

Omg scroll up, everyone’s talking about it 

Just now, cinnamongirI said:

I think Lana is doing the same thing Cardi did where she paid for everyone’s covid tests

Aren’t they free ? they’re free here 

Just now, Nobody said:

chickens yesterday, pigs today... the range 

Animal farm 

But if TJF really is about Sean like some of us suspected then wouldn’t it make sense for part of the video (if this is a video for it) to include some sort of cop reference? 

2 minutes ago, AFFA said:

 

we tried deciphering it yesterday with no luck. also gurl didnt you go to bed like 5 times already 

Ok bye

Wait on https://instagram.com/allielizabeth_mua her first story .. can anyone read what’s on the paper?

11 minutes ago, lemonadetan said:

pardon my ignorance but who's cassette girl? 

The girl from last year who had the cassette of NFR in advance and kept posting to her ig story like the rat she was 

3 hours ago, Tulsa Jesus Freak said:

Goodnight everyone, see y’all tomorrow ??

Ok for real this time ❤️

Just now, Lustformoney said:

I asked about "Dolphin flower" lmao waiting for repsonse

Just now, FallingCherry said:

Well, that’s actually possible. Reminds of when a reviewer got an "unfinished" copy of Alanis Morissette’s new album back in April. The album was technically finished at the time, but Alanis kept working on it for a few weeks after the og release date got delayed. So it’s possible that reviewers got a copy of COTCC, even though it wasn’t completely done yet (could just be about the mixing)

Oh wow, didn’t know stuff like that happened. Interesting. Nonetheless do we believe that this random reviewer got a copy as if Lana’s team was so desperate for a review from him that they couldn’t wait until it was finished ?

Just now, Fart Deco said:

 

Well, we could make up a track name and tell him we know it cause she confirmed it and ask him if its good... something like "Just please tell us if Shanice the Tractor Chimp is good, Lana said it's her fave song from COCC"

watch that be a real track name now

Just now, lemonadetan said:

why would she send the album to some third rate reviews website and not a bigger site/publication like pitchfork, stereogum, etc? and the review is so vague it could apply to any pop record. 

Yeah and also when it was “unfinished” LOL

Just now, Lustformoney said:

I wanna ask so many questions but i dont wanna scare him off lmao

What’s a question that he would have to be able to answer - and can’t hide behind saying he’s not allowed to answer etc 

Just now, Fart Deco said:

 

I think he's a scam but, to be sure, ask him if the album cover in the article was real, If he says yes then it's obviously lying 

Or like any other track name lol

4 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

um guys remember when we found that Chemtrails review on WhatsOn? I texted the reviewer back then and he responded now. He said he works for press so he gets advance copies sent to him. When i told him about eds response, he said its not unusual for albums to be still tweaked till the release date and its really odd that the review was taken down. Idk, i would take that with a grain of salt since the review was super short and weird

Just me or does that sound like a massive lie? Why would reviewers get unfinished albums? Like ever ?

Just now, FredRed said:

Apparently now it's called

"Chimpanzees Over the Country Club"

We could only hope 

2 minutes ago, spencertmartin said:

I feel bad now I'm sorry if I sounded like a complete shithead but it's just annoying 

Hahaha nah it’s fine I needed the reminder 

Just now, spencertmartin said:

the real delulu ppl are the ones think the album is still called White Hot Forever... the source code on her mf store says "her upcoming 2020 album CHEMTRAILS OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB" like put 2 and 2 together 

Omg I forgot, momentary brain freeze

1 minute ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

you should stay close to jesus

 

 

keep that bottle with your hand, my man

 

 

find a way back to my bed again

 

 

sing me like a bible hymn

 

I’ve devastated you didn’t include the next lyric 

1 minute ago, bel air rose said:

and our new bff sheridan hash tagged cocc 

Maybe they’re recording the music video for the song? Lol