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History repeats itself. Lanaboards will always relive the same phases in the prerelease: - An outburst of delulu-energy when a pixel on her website moves or an insider tweets something - Which is then followed by silence for several hours until someone posts "This thread tanked" - Wild speculations, which are the most fun parts together with the delulu-phase - Sweet and creative cover arts - Occasional stan fights - Occasional scat porn attacks - Occasional Jack, Nikki and / or Mike hate - "Lana got lazy", "Lana has to go back to her old sound", "Lana is unprofessional", "Lana hates us", "Lana won't be relevant in a few years" - Gif wars, usually started by legendary icons @Diamantes WILD or @Surf Noir It's like a fever dream that never stops until she finally drops the record and we have peace for a day or so

Blackening my pages with russian poetry

I think you are taking all this way too serious. It's really not that deep, it either comes on the 4th of July or it doesn't. It's just an album after all.

Ladies, stay strong. We didn‘t survive a pandemic and QFTC for her to NOT release it on the 4th of July

gang sunk that dunker

Lorde stans are getting desperate. The new Halsey stans

I have just rewatched the LFL album trailer. We were so lucky back then I want that back for her next record smack-dab in hollywood and dipping her toe into the muck on tuesdays

Try 69

But I‘m just a modern day gay man with a weak constitution… depending on a white hetero dude called BoZ

I just want to roll like thunder

Legend says that if you scream Rock Candy Sweet three times in a row during a Thunder and with a lit candle, God herself will release Thunder

Lighting one for her too. What a dumb thing to say.

Because you are a candle in the wind Embrace the freedom to go full-delulu mode. There is nothing holding you back!

Ladies, you heard what we have to do Every candle counts as manifestion. This way we will get the preorder in a few hours.

Lana please drop ANYTHING to just stop the mess in this thread

So short?

Charlie is not blonde anymore. This means that the record comes on the 4th of July

It means it‘s coming July 4th

Yes you are, but we could always need more delulu energy

I really hope she sticks to the sound of TB, BB and WW

The way we would have to agree and drag ourselves

Lana, being the evil queen she is, made a deal with Jack: She graced the new Bleachers album with some background vocals, in return he told her everything about Lorde's upcoming album. Then she ran to Mike to make her revenge album and end Lorde. I think it makes perfectly sense, it's natural bad bitch behaviour that can also be observed in the wild

On my way to that Serbian vinyl factory that keeps leaking everything

Complaining about how you don't like her recent singles is just pointless. We heard it, we understand it, but it's not adding anything to the discussion and it's just tiring and boring. You know what is the opposite of tiring and boring? Getting excited that we might be very close to her next album and we don't really know anything about the songs on it. And could the smart IT-gays now stand up, crack the source code already and save the day? There has to be something somewhere

Cause if you're on fire, you're on fire Just keep burning Till it rains, baby Keep me ablaze Honey, if you're on fire, you're on fire Just keep burning Keep me alive Spare your blade