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Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

I can't handle reading reviews.  Everything starts with a rehash of Lana's career and tries to put it in context for today.  Then there is the over complicated analysis of lyrics, intentions, society etc.  I don't know if it's all that deep. I am working now so will download when I am done. I cannot give an unbiased opinion.  I am biased in that Lana's voice makes me crazy.  I know I will be pleased. 

BB has joined the holy trinity UV, NFR & BB 

Just some thoughts:
 
This album is better than Chemtrails and L*st F*r L*fe, but not as good as NFR, Born To Die, or Ultraviolence. 
 
Black Bathing Suit is a career highlight and her best song in years. Just stunning. 
 
The second half of Blue Banisters is stronger than the first one. 
 
Blue Banisters is lowkey her worst title track to date, don't @ me. 
 
Wildflower Wildfire remains the best one of the four pre-release singles. 
 
Why is Miles Kane not credited as a featured artist on Dealer nnn?
 
I'm so happy she put Thunder and Living Legend on the album. 
 
The correct Holy Trinity of this album is Black Bathing Suit, Thunder, and Living Legend. 
 
In conclusion: She fucking did it again!

I really want to spam Lana’s management and streaming services about NOTG, LL and CB quality. It drives me crazy, they have to replace them with lossless files, it’s unacceptable that no one from the team hasn’t suggested this already.

Okay wow. The way both of these album were designed with bordered album covers.

The HOLY QUARTET of LDR albums - Godtraviolence, Godlymoon, Godman Fucking Godwell and Godlue Godanisters PERIODT LUV PERIODT LUV

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

I guess tastes and opinions. NFR is in my humble opinion, Lana's best work, it's her Opus Magnum and the sound is honestly amazing!  Chemtrails wasn't as good but close. 
 
I'm not totally on board with BB yet.. I'm only onto my second listen. 

Jacks production blends everything together. It's hard to make out details in COCC.
 
But then again I stand by NFR.
It's her best album hands down ..
 
Lemme escape before HM fans come for me

the textbook thru sweet carolina section 

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

Pitchfork on that sweet carolina verse:
 
“It’s funny and real, a reminder that the people we love most aren’t just the ones to whom we dedicate our earnest love songs—they’re often the recipients of our dumbest jokes.“
 
I actually really agree with this, one of my favorite verses, I think a lot of people are missing Lana’s sense of humor. and of all publications, PITCHFORK??? Gets it??? for once??

P4k gave it a 7.7

Hello! 
 
 

WE FUCKING MADE IT 

AHHHHHH
 
I guess you could call it, Text Book!

After over 2800 pages of discussion between the Pre-Pre-Release & Pre-Release threads, the time has come...
 
October 22nd, 2021: Lana Del Rey's 8th album 'Blue Banisters' has been released worldwide.

 
Apple Music ● Spotify ● Physical
 
 
Tracklist:
1. Textbook 
2. Blue Banisters
3. Arcadia 
4. Interlude - The Trio
5. Black Bathing Suit
6. If You Lie Down With Me
7. Beautiful
8. Violets for Roses
9. Dealer
10. Thunder
11. Wildflower Wildfire 
12. Nectar of the Gods
13. Living Legend
14. Cherry Blossom
15. Sweet Carolina
 
 
 
 
Share your thoughts on the new record below!
 
 
Read the Pre-Release Thread
Read the Pre-Pre Release Thread
 
 
 
(Those who request a free, illegal download link to the new album will receive a Warning Point. Those who post illegal direct download links to the album will be banned. Please respect Lana & her art!)

This album is going to be so misunderstood omg 

The guardian at this point are giving Lana a 3 every time because they know we will get angry and march over there.  Whatever you do don’t click on there site or give them attention