honeybadger

idk what you're all talking about cotcc was a digital release only and it has no physicals or album covers of any kind! it exists purely in sound waves and our eyes do not perceive anything

february 30th

i haven't kept up with anything today but i'm excited about the excitement this album feels so powerful

elle is watching you carefully ... very carefully

out of the fake tracklist era.... into the fake snippets era

please lana i need something ... i crave a snippet or a music video or a single or a photoshoot or something (anything)

yes this motherfucker got delayed, it’s march 24 now

OMGGGG new BTS photos from the ocean blvd x grandfather x fishtail triple music video!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i declare that kintsugi will be fine china's sister ... i haven't really read the kintsugi descriptions but if it's long and piano-based then i'm feeling a more raw sibling of fine china!! they both reference dishes in the title and are almost the same length (6:10 and 6:18 ? maybe) like obviously they are connected slays i'm going down now with all of my fine china, kintsugi all of my dishes with the gold lines through them

lana posted jealous guy on her insta once so perhaps that'd be her recommendation

lanaboards is really in its spreading misinformation era... and not even intentionally like they just don't understand us and our silly jokes!!!! lana actually made a typo in her post and ocean blvd will be dropping february 24th. there will be a hidden taylor swift feature in which you can hear lana dragging her across the floor and pulling her hair after recording snow on the beach which lana decided to keep in (with taylor's consent) because it shows the "real" and "raw" process behind making an album. you heard it here first

ocean blvd COMING MARCH 10 ... and did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean boulevard: the del norte county edition COMING MARCH 24!!!!!!!!!! featuring songs such as del norte county, coronado, and waist deep in icy waves

lana walking out of churchome after using voice memos to secretly record judah smith

the delay is just because she's decided to make it a visual album!!!! which is also why she hasn't put out a music video for ocean blvd, she's releasing all the visuals together because they're a cohesive and beautiful and like a movie, in fact the album cover and paris, texas are both hints that this album will come with a visual album that is based on old hollywood movies

..i feel like they were just confused and wanted clarification, they weren't trying to disrespect her work as far as i can tell ..

HELPPPPP not all of us finishing at the same time 😭

you mean QFTC:NTDCACCBKANMABHHNOWSABSWNCFCECIPGBTSABEFBBBILEITRINPODFMOWIWWBCOSIGA????IFUWFWAASSTIGAWIRIJAGPSATROWWAANSAVPEARAATWWAOTTWAFATEIJWTSOTLTYITIPTMMLEDMSSOPRIMRHOMPSISWBHOYLTBCINNAFBTHTBAPIFFWWLAALMTKOWWSNBMHYTKOWWASMFBTADSTKOWWGTOSAVTAFTBSWOBMWHWIBHAOATCRIHNF!TJHIIFMWATWSMEUUTPTTRWMSIJWTSIBALTYOBRUURAILALFTBIAFIRPTWFOWTSPOAHFAJBATSWTHTWTITMUMEWIIEEANOSIMFTRIWDLHATIWLT1920sANOTHATDAMBIBDWSOMFIMNTBOP(MTSO)WSASYISMPWTPOTBTMCONAFWIVHAAISTWBTOWIBPIMNATCOS5 or QFTC for short

i couldn’t access it so you are protected but i wanted to!! i remember reading it and it was fun, i wanted to do my own version but i don’t do tarot 😭 i tried to do something to predict the themes of ocean blvd/lana’s thought process but it turned out to be very complicated and confusing … maybe i’ll do it again

the talking in the pastor interlude makes it an interlude for me but idk about the jon batiste interlude, maybe it’s just instrumental? or she reads poetry? or maybe she labeled it an interlude just for fun😭

and don’t forget that eclipse said yosemite was bad … trust no one!!!

the tracklist is camp from start to finish and i’m okay with piano because the production will be LUSH and RICH!! the amount of boobage on this album is reminding me of 2014-2015 when she did the maxim photoshoot with neil krug and the hbtb video and honeymoon video and mtwbt (?) mv where she was wearing nightgowns but it’s more playful because of the ribbons in her hair and i am so intensely obsessed with the aesthetics of the album

adding to my “the tracklist she posted isn’t the correct tracklist on the actual physicals” theory (a&w is the other evidence)

if i remember right boz said the pastor interlude was 4+ minutes, he could’ve been exaggerating though