honeybadger

her nails are red which means that photo was either taken super recently or sometime from may-june, or maybe way earlier but i can’t remember when exactly she had red nails before that … they look short though ….. like her nails now so this photo seems kind of recent

lana del rey and lizzy grant, colorized, 2022~

34 HOURS 15 MINUTES UNTIL DECEMBER 7TH!! every time i post one of these i continue to pretend like lana herself and everyone else on lanaboards live in my timezone … and that’s okay

if the album has tropical coconut song vibes im hoping it’s tropical like the second verse of cruel world when the marimba kicks in …

i know the feeling …. complete them now so after december 7th when prerelease really starts you can have full focus on her!!!

i cant wait until december 7th at midnight EST when all the lipsters are at their most deranged and feral when all of a sudden we get the notification “honeymoon made a post”… we click on the notification with a ferocity previously unseen, foaming at the mouth, shaking in excitement, and see a post of a video … we click on it and the caption reads, “stay tuned ❤️”, the announcement is actually an announcement for an announcement .. and the video begins to play, slowly lana appears into view, she opens her lips and speaks that fateful, haunting whisper: “sylvia……..”

if nfr and btd go together (popularity), cotcc and uv go to together (less popular chart/billboard/radio wise, more raw than the previous album, less commercial but still somewhat commercial), and hm and bb go together (vanity projects, less fanfare around release, reflections on self and past) … lfl and ldr9 go together (which fits with the “variety” thing we got from boz) maybe not sonically though .. cause boz said they weren’t alike i think, but i feel like there will be similar aspects .. a return to a bigger era perhaps? beautiful visuals? variety and power? some self reflection and some hot iconic tracks? commercial appeal? bombastic??? i see it coming … don’t tell me i’m delusional, i’m just wild!

61 hours until december 7

what if it’s disco pop … how will i cope

no

is 3 days 13 hours 42 minutes and 30 seconds better

85 hours 49 minutes until december 7

idk even though he's confirmed working with her the flowers are still up in the air i think, he didn't tag lana in the story/posts and he takes a lot of photos of flowers so i'm doubtful that those are directly related to lana

i think she said it was a few months ago in that post

these are like .. some of her most fan-favorite songs ... the most obvious choices to get people excited

kingsophiesworld redemption era?

maybe it's time to post my ldr9 moodboard needing noir cool yet beachy winter in california glimmering black and white sultry and dark and sparkly

i have to turn on notifs for this man at this point, he's feeding us so well

don't get me wrong i love it but every post in this thread is reading like completely made-up deranged ramblings ... she's excited and neil posted two photos of flowers and even though he posts pictures of flowers all the time for literal years they have to be for lana and the coconut song and powerlifting therefore it must be a double album with neil krug visuals with a beachy west coast east coast vibe with crazy for you and dark city on it and it will be dynamic bombastic and colorful and it will have a track that is an audio recording of her yelling at jack antonoff to please all the masochistic gays who want to be yelled at as well as the jack haters who want jack to be yelled at and it will also include a hymnal chorus song that has bongos and timpani for the ~beachy vibe and the dnc wave and it will be released january 13th and it will be a visual album and shes also engaged pregnant and moving to alaska (this is all legit info)

106 hours 8 minutes until december 7!!!

after hearing about the theft i feel like one of these snippets came from that & that it's a recent song possibly on ldr9 ... especially because eclipse said this

the new coconut 🥥 song

i’m pretty sure anyone can record music at capitol’s studios by the way, it would still be released under interscope/polydor

i’m so confused

saw SURF on the bottom of lana's website and i jumped moved screamed etc for about 2 seconds until i remembered it was safe surf ... for a moment i thought @Surf Noir was going to get her next aka beaches surf noir trailer park pin up galore trash magic disco nirvana sirens queen of the gas station masterpiece