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the honeymoon hotline...just happened? and then we never spoke about it again

@wraith came out the shower and said “do you ever just think about certain lana things and can’t believe we have them? like the fact she did a photo shoot for hollister?”
 
and i thought that was a good thread idea, so here we go;
 
what things that have been released, or leaked, can you not believe we have? 
 
why do we have that...maybe? marilyn manson video...maybe?? something else?? that video no one admits what it was for or why it exists depicting a somewhat??? assault of lana? or that picture of her kissing her sister that everyone thought was jennifer lawrence? old videos of her performing video games in weird european bars? 
 
what else springs to mind? 

during 2017, love leaked earlier than it was expected to premiere. this caused lana's management to get into contact with elle, the site owner, and forced her to shut down the site for awhile to clear up the leak. they had to release love early as a result and it kind of fucked up the pacing of the era a little bit. ben has an account here too. since, he's notably made snide remarks or comments about the site, and doesn't seem to appreciate the existence of lanaboards.

SALVATORE'S SOFT SERVE
ICE CREAM
 
 
A CONCEPT

could you fucking imagine. this month would be like a christmas advent calendar, new shit everyday

this song kind of sounds like it might have been meant for someone else? just bc her vocals are so low it almost sounds like backing

hehehehehe

does anyone have evidence patty ever even existed 

it's hideous i bought two

this was exhausting to do and took hours, i think this is probably the biggest collection on photo 
 
anyway so this is extreme crackheadery and i've been collecting this stuff for almost like ten years now so i will be taking no smack
 
photos and close-ups

does anyone have evidence patty ever even existed 

Anne coming through like no one ever has, as per usual.

i love merch threads because every time i come in its the same discourse
 
merch announced > collectors up in arms bc its ugly > collectors buy it all anyway > random lanaboards members come in and buy a couple of things and maybe complain about the shipping > eventually some random user who barely cares for merch comes in and goes ITS SOOOO EXPENSIVE UGHGHGHGHGH WHAT A SCAMMMMMM > fight ensues with the collectors > fight fizzles out > NEW UGLY MERCH DROP WITH A FEW PASSABLE ITEMS 
 
no offence but every ten pages in every merch thread you'll find someone complaining about the prices, so can we all just please come up with something else omg. we know its expensive but merch has always been expensive. even during the paradise tour, if you look at the first three pages where they discuss the merch people are complaining about prices (shirts were like $70 or something WILD). artist merch always has been and always will be the biggest scam ever. i guess the difference between the climate now and ten years ago is if you don't buy it now... the fans will scam you instead 

i’m begging of you please don’t take my man

a good % of these just seem like things she wanted to do but probably couldn't cause she was depressed and i don't think we should vilify her for that.

for her degree, sometimes degree's are sectioned up or have multiple names like mine does. my class has two seperate pathways under one name. technically my degree is immersive systems but i wouldn't ever say that to people, i would say i'm video games and virtual reality.
 
but coming off that, has anyone actually ever tried to do a timeline of lana's life? idk where she would even fit a four year degree (presumably four) in amongst her singing, living in a trailer park, being a junkie mess, recording 20 million songs, releasing albums, doing charity work on reservations...etc.

the title of this thread is....questionable. but i am here to throw this down:
 
 

 
bc she slaps, and her song of one of the last gorrilaz record was great

as rock candy is a scottish delicacy i will presume this is her scotland era and she has finally decided to move here to have her introspective rey of light era.
 
i will not be receiving critique on this theory at this time.

the honeymoon hotline...just happened? and then we never spoke about it again

i forget about tropico more than i would like to admit.
 
it reminds me of, like, 2013 where everyone on twitter was called colapussytropicocxnt

it was kind of a meme/went viral at one point so i don’t feel like it ever felt like it became “obscure”? the flask on the other hand...