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omg ur mental

i just watched her story i'm dying laughing everybody needs to expose her in the comment section

i feel like this reply is not ironic which makes me remember how stupid the average person is 😭 like how can someone read about a fire in an underground abandoned area and not immediately make the connection that it's likely from homeless people who were trying to keep warm and accidentally lit something on fire

no girl you can see she has her daughter (who she's used as a model several times iirc) posing in the fake merch too 😭 girlie didn't think to iron it or steam it or anything she didn't even try to edit it.. is it possible someone messaged her impersonating lana's team offering her "early lana merch" to review 😭 and it's rly the "giveaways soon" for me girl go to hell

ijbol bc she rly woke up and decided to give fraud.. nobody wants ur crusty mall printed merch give it away to a goodwill or a shelter instead if it's the real merch i'm so sorry babe you have a whole life and kids and all so i doubt you're lurking on lanaboards in the middle of the night so you obv wouldn't see this anyways xx

i spent $80 on the australian store when it's been in stock the entire time ?! oh lana ur sick and twisted

me closing the windows of my car everytime i remember lana lives in LA too and could theoretically be around any corner.. bc imagine she's just going about her day and sees some man blasting and fully singing along to songs that are not even out it would be the embarassment of my life i'd run to the nearest cliff

omg bae 😭 ur sweet but u don't need to apologize for anything.. this is the internet and u shared ur opinion on a forum meant for sharing opinions.. i definitely didn't/don't feel "bullied" or anything like that and i think you did a fine job getting ur point across the way that you did i have no problem w anybody disagreeing w me i live in a free country i think ppl should be able to say/do whatever they want as long as they're not curtailing other people's freedoms or harassing them.. and i totally get ur frustration, i'm just personally uncomfortable with leaking the album so i've been teasing things with the intention of maintaining the hype and making it so the pre-release thread is fun and active (as a leak is obviously imminent).. if my teasers have genuinely been diminishing your (or anybody else who's reading this's) possible enjoyment of the record, i urge you not to click the spoilers on my posts love u all (even the ones that don't love me back) xoxo

astute observation

8.8

My “Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd” Album Ranking and Short Track Reviews (leaving out the interludes and campy necklace):

i'm still writing it i kept stopping to read this thread

i'm so confused by these posts because - nobody has to see anything i'm posting if they don't want to? i'm posting specifically for the people who do want more info/my ranking.. i'm very clear about what is going to be in the spoiler tags in my posts. if you guys don't want to see it, don't click it. but don't have bad self-control and then say it's someone else's problem

i'll post the lyrics for any songs that leak/if the album leaks yes

ur so right

debuting my tentative album ranking and short track reviews shortly

absolutely not - and i wouldn't date someone who doesn't make good money either 😭 would you date someone who eats on the bed?

the collapse when lana posts complex instructions for an LA scavenger hunt and if someone completes it the last clue leads them to a flash drive with the album in 320kbps.. that would be the fan surprise of the century

kintsugi isn't giving arcadia stop 😭

and a cologne called "shades of cool" so the boys can smell like the hot old men she likes