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This is not real slang pls

This is not real slang pls

THE LENTIL SOUP ABSOLUTELY NOT.. THESE PEOPLE NEED NANNIES NOT AN ECHO CHAMBER  
 
Keep the screenshots coming babes

Can we lump discord in too bc the 12 yr olds who populate the "official" Lana server are so funny 
 

r/lanadelrey is no longer a safe space.
 
I know, I know. You can call me childish for wanting a safe place. Maybe there is no safe place in this dark world, but if you know me then you know that I’m a dreamer. I’m an idealist. I’m a lover.
My life has been so tumultuous and destructive, and r/lanadelrey was truly a safe haven for me to express myself and keep up with all things Lana, with a community of wonderful people who appreciate true ART. My posts were peaceful. My love was full. But now, that subreddit is a cesspool because of the complete infestation of that crook bitch Taylor Swift’s rabid fans.
When the “song” Snow on the Beach was released, we were having so much fun at r/lanadelrey. We made memes that playfully held Taylor Swift accountable because of her cold, calculated betrayal against Lana and Lana’s fans. You see, we Lana fans rise above. We could’ve wallowed in self-pity that we didn’t get a true Lana song, but we had fun with the situation instead by making fun of Taylor Swift. We know that woman needs to be held accountable for her reckless behavior, but us Lana fans are also so much fun and very light-hearted at our core, just like Lana. So, funny memes were everywhere! These memes and comments made me laugh and laugh. They made me totally forget about my disappointment regarding Snow on the Beach. And on a deeper level, these memes attacking Taylor Swift made me forget about my crippling drug addiction and dwindling relationship with my older brother. Like I said, r/lanadelrey was my safe haven. But that woman Taylor Swift and her rabid fans have now ruined the one place i had comfort and peace in my life.
Right now, that subreddit is just pitiful. Lana posted one Instagram story of her and Taylor from some party from like 4 years ago to promote snow on the beach (she had no recent photos as they aren’t friends at all). We all know Lana doesn’t care about Taylor Swift or that song, which she only did as an act of service for AA or something. She called it the “snow ❄️ song” and she didn’t even know the words when a fan started singing it to her on video, trying to get her to sing along. Lana just whispered in the background of the song while trying not to laugh. And that’s okay, we can be proud of Lana for holding firm boundaries with Taylor.
But now, this 4 year old photo is being posted over and over and over again! “TAYLANA TOGETHER OMG!!!” “IM SO GLAD THEYRE FRIENDS!!!” “TAYLANA FOR LIFE!!!” and all that bullshit is crowding r/lanadelrey. And half of the posts now are along the lines of “DAE Think Taylor is super talented and we shouldn’t hate on female artists???” “DAE love Snow on the Beach???” “DAE not like Taylor Swift being cyber bullied???” It’s just not the same r/lanadelrey it used to be. Now it’s just another Taylor sub. And any accountability on this topic is downvoted and removed.
I am sorry for this long rant I just didn’t know what else to do. I feel like this subreddit understands me more than all others at this point. and I am honestly worried about being kicked out of r/lanadelrey at this point. I’m sure a Swiftie is going to grab a moderator role and ban me retroactively because of my history of holding Taylor Swift accountable for her actions. I just wanted to share my thoughts. Have a great day.

She really needs to remove Charlie’s song out of her bio and drop Lasso’s lead single 
 
 

[Re: being at the Grammy's]

Is it not bird noises he recorded in Brazil 😭

I wasn't far off 

Tailor Thrift  

Tailor Thrift  

Tailor Thrift  

I can tell she’s sick of people acting like she’s some weepy little victim. It’s demeaning 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2_TXZhOlKK/

The bit I listened to honestly sounded like this 

I can't get over the lyric "I drool like white liquid marble"  

I can't get over the lyric "I drool like white liquid marble"  

Let's set up ur lobotomy appointment..

Let's set up ur lobotomy appointment..

Let's set up ur lobotomy appointment..

Let's set up ur lobotomy appointment..

When the cover is her her trying to catch a Bald Eagle with a lasso.. queen of Americana

I wasn't far off 

I wasn't far off 

When it's just him slapping his cock against the microphone and reciting his bizarre poems in different accents