ImenaOphelia

look, all i'm gonna say is- i know someone who has worked on lana's vocal chords for a long time (at least since she was yodeling the bridge of China Palace in the nevada desert condemned Coney island, pretty sure?) and from everything i know, she's experiencing in the human body, what is known as Bronchidoria Fallybulla....known as the thickening of one's vocal chords over a prolonged measure of time. i also know a lot of people in the medical/ENT industry that are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this psychic was probably just hired in order to conduct a spell in which Lana's vocal chords shrank back to their normal size. This can be attributed as evidence when we examine the lower register and infrequency of her vocals at this performance of weekend one of Coachella 2024. Especially, considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been battling this virus themselves. As it was reportedly first discovered in the French Alps, where Lana has been seen frequently with her backup dancers , Zella Day, and even Judah Smith all going to an elusive "Retreat". I cant personally say what goes on at these so called retreats... But i do know. Plus mother is at her peak rn anyways. She was going to deliver regardless of her familial cursed bloodline.

look all i'm gonna say is i know someone who has worked on lana's tours for a long time (at least since la to the moon i'm pretty sure?) and from everything i know she's a pleasure to work with and super kind to her employees... i also know a lot of people in the festival/concert industry are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this guy was probably just an asshole, especially considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been with her FOREVER with no complaints. 

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

My bow just came, and to say I am not satisfied with its quality is a big understatement. It serves cunt when you don't look at it closely, but when you do... just look at the photos. 18$ may not be very much for an American but when converted to my currency it was really expensive. It will just lay on my Lana shrine i guess.

and it was dirty

this is so AKA after a year in Russia coded

this is so AKA after a year in Russia coded

Not a Lana era but your user reminded me of this 
your Lana era is aka

so ocean blvd ( btw pierwsza osoba z polski ktora tutaj spotkalam )

Honeymoon because of the Italian name

some professional photos

pretty sure this is just a capella of the studio version... i know this song too well not to hear this

lana as a rat
 im sorry if this offends anyone

lmk if you'll need help with that! i have my personal collection of TV/profesionally recorded live performances tried to get them in the best quality possible

some professional photos

uploading the show I ripped to GD, if naybody wants to rewatch it for some reason ;*

this was so lorde-jack antonoff situation

some professional photos

some professional photos

some professional photos