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Now this is just plain wrong, even her examples are "mid" when compared to some of the true gems in her unreleased discography. @Strangelove, you can finally cite this tiktok zoomer in your Unreleased Syndrome thesis! Citation: boss baby's assistant 

“💋💋🔫🔫”
BANG BANG KISS KISS. venice bitch back on the setlist confirmed 

So that's what the visuals were reminding me of!

Nevermind, did it myself lol
URL: https://dbree.org/v/6570c5 File Name: Hard (Recorded in Paris).mp3 Size: 4.62 MB

For Gen V Magazine

Y’all should be shouting masochism to that ducking stage 

So that's what the visuals were reminding me of!

its giving XCX World vibes lol anywayssss i love Terror Jr where are their thread???
 
 

when i’m down on my knees you’re how i pray

There’s some good songs, but most of the album is very mid. Production is mostly very uninspired, a lot of very lazy samples. I do like the way she used the Lumidee sample in Red Ruby though. The Blondie sample in My Life is good too.
It feels more like a mixtape than an album. After 5 years i expected something a bit stronger. 

it’s literally just a few closeups of her face 

lana you have 5 seconds
lana: 
 

Just pressed play and why is the intro track a remix of Billie Eilish' when the party's over 

God Knows I Tried
 
 

God Knows I Tried

I had a dream last night that Lana announced her second poetry book in an Instagram post. She wrote that instead of attempting to rewrite the drafts from Iron Gates, she started from scratch and wrote an entire new book while she was on tour over the summer. She noted certain cities & states that fueled a lot of inspiration for her including Alabama, Burgettstown PA, Charleston WV, Charlotte NC, Columbia MD, Dallas TX, and Indiana(?) The caption in total was really long. She also noted that she would try to revisit Iron Gates one day, but was so excited to share her new collection with us as soon as she could. This new book was titled North Star and was being released through an indie Japanese publisher (it started with an U, something like Umaruane) and she put the link to preorder from the publisher’s website in her bio, but the site was all in Japanese. North Star would also have an audiobook edition with accompaniment from Jack Antonoff again. The post featured a video with the audiobook version of the title track of the book set to a visual of different scenery she had taken while travelling on tour with an orangeish vintage noise filter overlay. The poem was reminiscent of the speech she gave at her Dallas show and featured the line “never forget to let passion be your true North Star” from her speech and talked about Icarus as she did in her recent interview. Her voice in the recording was very light and delicate. The instrumental accompaniment was beautiful and similar to those on Violet but more lush.
I then made the pre-release thread for it and member Embach was the first to reply lol. Within seconds, the thread already had multiple pages of everyone freaking out about the release. Some people were also speculating she might tour in Japan soon because of the publisher. Her announcement also gained her 11 million new followers on Instagram skkk.
Anyway, just thought I’d share this dream with you all. I’ve been longing for another new poetry release from Lana, so I’m hoping this dream was a bit of foreshadowing that one comes soon

Oh boy, Sky wishes.
 
Poppy's work ethic is FUCKING AMAZING.

Coming for Poppy's WWE NXT gig

Coming for Poppy's WWE NXT gig

This absolute setup for like, 20 different Sky jokes
 

I've seen too many immediate complaints for it all to be a coincidence, so where's the "luxury quality" Melanie was going on about when fans were criticizing the design and price tag for the perfumes? "It takes a lot of time and money to make high quality, meaningful products/art for you guys!" she says, as she feeds us an era full of the lowest quality shit she's ever put her name behind.
 
She keeps trying to make every bad decision sound like high art that we're just too stupid to understand, too. Even the bottle that came out looking like one of these, with toy potions inside(and they don't even look like real metal, but spray painted plastic).
So yeah.. it's gotten old. This whole era in general has been such a letdown compared to what she's truly capable of creating.

Can she change her Youtube thumbnails back for the love of GOD

Melanie Martinez - Crybaby Deluxe on a "target" exclusive pink splatter vinyl is now available for preorder. Ships February 23, 2024!
https://www.target.com/p/melanie-martinez-cry-baby-target-exclusive-vinyl-pink-splatter/-/A-90460326#lnk=sametab

She wears shades on stage because she’s blind now. 1 like 1 prayer