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OMG IM GAGGED the way I’m at work and I copied/pasted the translated article into a word doc to make it seem like I’m reading official workplace correspondence  
 
 
The pictures are so iconic I can’t believe we got this

Amazing photoshoot, amazing interview  I'm actually very glad she's pushing pause on the next album because the vibes around it have been off. We can now look forward to something completely fresh, something southern gothic inspired in 2025 and never utter that cursed L word again 

The way this is worse news than the marriage 
 
 
 

Why is everything such a mess 

Why is everything such a mess 

not trying to be funny but her potentially being a homewrecker seems very on brand for her, it’s a tendency that’s reflect verrryy heavily in her music lol

As a Lana fan, I am deeply confused. As someone who loves drama, however.... Her dress was pretty! That's all I think I have to say still because I don't really know how to collect my thoughts on all this
(except fuck Trump and fuck transphobia. Never will Jeremey's support of that shit ever be excusable). 

most of the discussion lately has been about the fact that her husband shared a very graphic meme on facebook about beating up transgender women who use the bathroom, depicting a photo of an older man who looks like he was beat in the face very badly
 
also, there's a lot of speculation and confusion surrounding when exactly they got together, and if it overlaps any of jeremy's previous relationships, also, according to dailymail (so take it with a large grain of salt) she homewrecked jeremy's family and insisted on getting rid of his ex-wife's crystals as she didn't like their energy

So they were both dating other people when they were dating during that four months
And then they got married
Okay. 
 
 
 

Why is everything such a mess 

Why is everything such a mess 

Why is everything such a mess 

Why is everything such a mess 

Probably better to not know the timeline as seems it would be worse if we did 

Oh God everything is so confusing..so according to this "insider" they kept in contact in the last years, in may Lana bought the dress, but Jeremy was still dating another girl with whom he separated to be with Lana..she wore a "J" necklace at that Louis Vuitton thing after the Grammys, did it stand for Jeremy already? So he was dating Lana and the other girl at the same time? 
 
Wtf I'm just curious but how long have they been dating?

 

ngl.. him being engaged for 12 years and marrying Lana after only 4 months ... is kinda .. 🤷‍♀️ idk...

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

Him wanting transwomen beat down is also far more important than who he is voting for. 

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

That post where she said, “all is how it should be” feels especially poignant now. I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but I can’t help but wonder if her recent career highs were a kind of one last lap before taking a step back. The big shows, Skims campaign, the accolades—maybe they’re the perfect end cap to this chapter of her life, as she begins a new one. I don’t think she’ll ever retire from writing or making music, but it feels like we might see her pull back a bit? We’ve been lucky to have her consistently release albums, but I’m starting to realize that could shift. She also told us back in February “things are about to get crazy….for a long time”

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

What the hell did i just wake up to? 

What the hell did i just wake up to?