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She needs to get away from these Rave DJs…. They have permanent hearing loss from their job + absolute shit taste in music because of long term effects of molly & coke deteriorating their brains ! She is BETTER THAN THAT!

100% Tragedy is so generic and ugly. No more Faeries Cum First scraps. We need songs like Utopia and Marie Antoinette 2077

I Wanna Be Software was produced by Illangelo not Anyma 
 
yeah I enjoy Beauty And The Beast much more than Enjoy The Angels On Earth (and I already loved ETAOE)
 
Music 4 Machines is so so so so so (good) I need to be released ASAP
 
I feel like C is really back this time
 
I have feeling that when Book 1 comes out it will be a mix of older and newer material and even tho that will probably  make it lose some its connection to the lore and supposed plot development, I'll just take any good new music at this point
 
I never stopped wanting 100% Tragedy, it's finally time we her Marie Antoinette 2077 and this Eartheater collab is going to end me   
 

Gaga was the definition of pop culture. Until she wasn't.
 
Like, its just that simple.
 
Even if she tries to serve cutting edge like the Chromatica visuals she just isnt that person anymore and thats why the music on the album in general flopped. The remix album is literally how the music should have sounded in the first place. She has lost touch with the cutting edge. She is older now but ultimately she lost focus on what was hot in fashion, music, technology which was the core of Gaga's not just personality but her art.

I think with Chromatica she TRIED to come back to her eccentric roots but failed miserably… the production is so H&M it hurts and the lyrics are real bad… I can only see a little bit of old Gaga in Babylon… the rest is so in the nose! Gaga used to have strange lyrics and metaphors like Teeth, Government Hooker or Bloody Mary.
 
now instead we get lyrics like “My name isn’t Alice, but I still keep looking for Wonderland” or “My biggest enemy is me, Pop a 911” or “the scars on my mind are on replay” or Fun Tonight as a whole. So cringe 😬 
 
she’s relying so much on “trauma” and not even on an artistic way like she did on ARTPOP. Swine, Dope and Gypsy are great examples of this… it’s like a watered down Gaga! I think even Joanne is superior to Chromatica, at least it’s not selling “weird alien aesthetic” to deliver Ava Max songs.
 
Trying to rely on features like Ariana, Blackpink or Elthon John is also proof of the tryhardness of it all. It’s givin industry plant 
 
She has criticized Madonna several times, but the thing is, Madonna has never settled down in her career, specially not so early on… she’s still pushing the boundaries to this day (even if Madame X isn’t my favorite)… im not saying Gaga is not an icon, she has delivered 3 perfect pop albums in a row, and inspired artists like Slayyyter. Im just hoping they don’t fall flat like her and get lazy.
 
When Slayyyter said she was obsessed with Chromatica I was afraid for the album, but it still turned out good 

I honestly don’t get the obsession with Lady Gaga… like the Fame Monster and Born This Way are masterpieces (ARTPOP is a mess but still has great songs too) but all her recent efforts are getting more boring and mid… Chromatica was a desperate way of capitalizing on her past self but failed miserably… she doesn’t even look like the same person AT ALL! 
 
All she does now is compliant about the music industry, take herself too seriously and try to sell herself as a Jazz singer/makeup artist, WTF! It’s like she has lost all interest in music once she got all the money and recognition 
 
I hope Slayyyter doesn’t follow her steps, and goes the Madonna route and reinvent herself. STARFUCKER was great but I don’t want her to do the same over and over again. I have faith in her vision tho 

Oh my god her NPR Tiny Desk is brilliant. I’ve not paid any attention to her before today, and I’m going to check out her music now.
 
The voice! The lyrics! The LOOK! I’m gagged.

Hey everyone!  Just joined lanaboards recently to chat with yah’ll about Kim and wanted to introduce myself~ I’ve been a fan of Kim since Era 1, which is probably my favorite era! (with Problématique coming in a VERY close second ) I really love most of Kim’s music and can’t wait to see what she does next! 
 
Some of my fav Kim tracks:
Hills
All the Time
Sweet Spot (Clarity’s magnum opus) 
Dirty Things 
Je T’Adore
& Keep It (that ten second snippet she posted sounded immaculate)
 
I also wanted to share 2 little edits I made... I hope someone gets their life to them 
an Alone 2.0 Edit with an actual dance drop (I tried to get the drop to sound as real/ "what Kim would make it sound like" as I could. I really hope yah’ll like this)
https://wetransfer.com/downloads/c12b5740f3c71e4b4e5c24679893b9cf20240312221355/711d4d
 
and a Keep It instrumental remake I’m working on
https://wetransfer.com/downloads/4091dc7328730fb3659d573ad49c969a20240312222011/41bbac
 
I’m looking forward to chatting with everyone xo 

quick question was the mv for stephen made in 2009 or specifically for the animal/cannibal repackage. I have a feeling it was when she made loads of low budget videos but i dont remember

Somehow this is Kim Petras fault 

You guys love to dream 

mmmmmm......will be using. hardcore.

I mean at least she’s not torturing us with makeup and hair care lines or weird brand deals and is just putting out more music 

cum by brooke candy is better than the entirety of slut pop…

yes, kim herself already had some great songs about sex, like DO ME? what a masterpiece, better than most of the songs she's released for her past 3-4 projects and it's super horny

as much as I love Von Dutch, I'm incredibly glad it's finally out and we're done with it so that Charli can go on releasing the other singles without having to constantly tease them one fucking month before their actual release

a charli promo is a charli promo no matter what... 

this is just my theory, but as she doesn’t have rights to the masters of her first 2 albums, and has even said people can pirate geidi primes and halfaxa instead of giving that label money (she’s not making anything off the vinyls they’re currently selling), I’m wondering if this is a really quick way to have a version of the album in her name? nazgul records is her company so we’ll see if she does halfaxa too i guess. 
 
also unfortunately i feel like david (studio version) has either been deleted accidentally or on purpose. it’s about a friend who committed suicide in 2008 so I’m not sure she would release or remake it as much as I’d love it. 

Exactly, "Do Me" is the perfect example of porn pop done right.

So change it if you don’t like it gays!

She said she wrote the lyrics on a plane one day about someone who was annoying her and she was like “this person is actually obsessed with me”

What if the line "Do that little dance, without it, you'd be nameless" is about Charli d'amelio lmao 🤭

"Here's my 4 year old music video"
 
"Here's another version of my 10 year old album"
 
 
Like....what? 
 
I feel like she's just releasing stuff for the sake of it because she literally has zero interest in her career anymore and has nothing new she is bothered to put out. 

Wtf? 
 
but I’m not complaining, the video it’s real cool! She should have released this  instead of the YWMMWINA fiasco 
 
we want new music!!!! 

These range from synth pop/dance/alternative, but here’s a list -
 

Marnie - Strange Words and Weird Wars
Goldfrapp- Head First
Dangerous Muse - Electric Eternity
Susanne Sundfor - 10 Love Songs
La Roux - La Roux
Slayyter - Starfucker

More on the rock pop synth end -
Kitten - Kitten
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Cool It Down