LanasDealer

omg it’s out where i live

its officially midnight here, see u all in 1 hour and 17 minutes this was such a fun prerelease

i will be experiencing the album for the first time in 25 minutes, everyone pls send thots and prayers

if you start walking now you could maybe make it in time

sydney day trip

anyone going to the sydney listening party at red eye records?? official lanaboard meetup?

i love how this thread is actually a candy necklace pre-release thread now

I'm not listening to the leaks, but to those who have listened to the leaks, how do you think the album will be received by the critics? What do you think the metacritic score will be (not that it really matters)?

i just woke up from a dream that lana was having her birthday party in my backyard with mitski and in the dream she told me she was releasing peppers as the next single. not saying i’m a psychic but i am in fact a psychic

also kalmia... top tier tho bc that got to the tiktok locals

i feel like those two ways to organise it coincide. active lanaboards users ARE incredibly traumatised

God Bless Poland - And All The Beautiful Sock Wearers In It

did you know that there's a sock on a polish lady? mosaic sock, painted sock, on her foot. i can't help but feel somewhat like my sock marred my foot. handmade sock sealed up by two manmade shoes.

i'm obsessed with the thought that polish sock lady is living her life in poland probably not realising that she is a lanaboards legend. her legacy will live on. don't forget her like the tunnel under ocean blvd.

it's the 11th in 15 minutes where i live, i cant believe ill be going to sleep on the night of the 10th and literally NOTHING happened

LMAO my mum had to listen to a&w to recover

i just woke up from a dream that lana released let the light in and it ended up just being a cover of rina sawayama’s song send my love to john

im just glad australian survivor is on tonight to take my mind off a&w for a couple of hours

that's the gist of it i think unless im remembering incorrectly

every era has a key lanaboards phrase. so far in this era it seems to be "idk how timezones work" and "what time is a&w coming" fun factoid: if u type 4pm gmt on google it will tell u what time that is in your timezone !! i love being a hater

i spent the entire day ranting on my snap private story about how delulu i'm being and now i'm realising that i was being delulu about being delulu and that there was no delulu all(ulu) along

4pm gmt babes

let me delusionate in peace

ok this is my ranking after first listen: