Francesco Carrozzini

Thanks everyone . Even though I was only a guest at this ceremony, I had a great time having drugs and doing unprotected sex. See you again next year.,,
 

 

Lana refused to try my mother's italian pasta sauce recipe and said it was disgusting! Then she spit on the kitchen floor and left 

darling this is specifically a Lana drama category

RATS >> SWAMP WEDDING

I'm going! Always up for a good time

 
also, who is this girl?? She's is so pretty..., give me her phone number please

I let my hot girlfreind hold my imaginary award,.. me, as I photographer, am aware that we need to have imagination

 
I'm having one more nectarofthepuss and then I'm goin home...

well meet me in the bathroom if your bumping that
 

YO WAITER ! MISTER BAR T TTENDER
Bring some refreshments for this lovely girl.,,

GIRL SAME. But I'm used to nectarofthepuss so I still have my shit together..,
me trying not to look high af:
 

 
 

Congrats DeadSeaofMercury.., I don't know much about you , but I know you like cars. So here's a picture of me inside a car. I know you'll love it, bro 
 

Well, congratulations to all the winners so far! Specially Embach who is sweeping every category! I love everyone I just can't remember 'cause that's a lotta freaking names!
 

well, this is awkward.., but at least I was nice and squeaky! 
 

oh, that's so nice of you deer,,.. after party @ Giorgio Baldi ! Drinks on me! You bring your own drugs
 

Don't worry... I'm also loving these breadsticks
 

Me and Lana just found some interesting reading material in our table!!! 
 

did you change your mind 
 

Update: nectarofthepuss got me acting up and for some reason my pupils are huge!! I mixed nectarofthepuss and limoncello, no cokeine! I swear

Well, I'll drink some nectarofthepuss in honor of the winner.., 
 

 
 

Hey, good news! I'm the  official photographer for the cerimony! And Yes, I will shoot everyone from the most unflattering angle possible 
 

 

Well, here I am, even though I wasn't nominated for shit..... and they say there's no discrimination against nepobabies 
 

 
Can't wait till this is over so Lana and I can enjoy a nice, big, fat cannoli 

IJBOL remembering this 

what are these things omfg 

YO WAITER ! MISTER BAR T TTENDER
Bring some refreshments for this lovely girl.,,