Platinum Greenwich

oh GOD how could i forget Velvet Crowbar now that is a title

and they all sing in English (well mostly) for a reason

beat me to it!! swedish is such a profoundly unsexy language

no but who is actually listening to DCMA didn't everyone agree that the movie lowkey sucked or was that just the never-let-it-go gamergate ppl

"Come When You Call Me A.M.E.R.I.C.A." i also think Axl Rose Husband is extremely iconic

was this not most of us between 2012 and 2015 tho

yesssssss these pre-fame leaks are EVERYTHING oh my god TYP is the slutty bop i KNEW it was going to be

did we ever figure this out

oh my god same this is the exact type of obvious wordplay that's going to just soar over all the locals' heads tho lmao

bruh the TITTIES on MY computer screen? thank you!!!!!

the october 14, 2012 leaks were the first ones i listened to where i guess i became aware that most of lana's music was unreleased (at the time/still is lol), but back whenever i heard video games for the first time, i do remember youtube recommending me tracks off AKA and No Kung Fu i didn't really differentiate between released and unreleased songs until then, anyway prior to becoming a lifetime reycist i was a full-time gaga stan though, so the idea that an artist could have unreleased material that would leak, wasn't new to me - but the sheer magnitude of songs we've gotten over the years will never not shock me lmao

hell the fuck yes

let's leak star lux too the fuck

i think we've collectively given up on HSB because we've literally got everything else that's been thirsted over for as long as that track (e.g. roses, because of you, resistance)

songs that i wish were produced differently? there's a few lmao 1. lucky ones - the final version makes NO sense with the rest of btd's soundscape, i GREATLY prefer the demo 2. the other woman - i honestly don't like lana's delivery here, and it clashes with the instrumental for me 3. coachella - same thing here, her delivery is all kinds of strange and the instrumental overpowers it 4. how to disappear - i get what they tried to do with the bells but they're SO distracting lmao 5. tulsa jesus freak - i feel like her vocals are overfiltered and the instrumental underproduced, idk 6. cherry blossom - underproduced, i wish there was something besides piano going on for the atmosphere

you'd think the resident betty boop boop stan would, but alas it's just never clicked for me, idk what it is, because believe me i have tried

oh god okay this is the EP of my nightmares alright 1. dreamgirl 2. hangin' around 3. the other woman 4. coachella - woodstock in my mind 5. for free 6. cherry blossom I'M REALLY ASHAMED OF THE FACT I DON'T ENJOY CHERRY BLOSSOM UGHHHHHHH LMAO lowkey dlmbm could be a bonus track as well but it's the least of these evils

wasn't this bc she thought she saw a UFO

wayamaya leaking on my 20th birthday is a personal favorite ngl

s a m e i was deadass walking around at work today just whispering this to myself under my breath

i'm getting paid on monday and buying the FUCK out of this masterpiece

someone got paid to write this let's all sit with that for a while

cringe