Stoned Mary in the Garden

Im sorry babes i love you all so much but this is not worth staying up for let’s just get beauty sleep and watch the good parts tomorrow

When Lana comes on stage and her voice sounds like it did in 2011 then what

If I have to hear the lyric “weird but fucking beautiful” live Im ending my life goodbye everybody I’ve got to go

I hope Tessa spiritually gifted her the ability to announce a new song tonight

Where are all the trailer parks? Where are all the Christmas lights?

Back in the day we would be looking forward to a major unique vocal performance or even an unreleased song being performed and now we get hyped over mediocre vocals and billionaires singing with her on stage and outshining her. It’s been a ride for sure.

Im not feeling this. I hope it’s great tho!

This never fails to crack me up lmaooo just picturing it is so funny

Just out of curiosity, do you think people still interview Courtney as a joke or to humiliate her? She’s not relevant, and she never has anything intelligent to say. Is it just because she fucked one of the best lead singers ever? Hmm

I genuinely can’t understand anyone caring about what that ugly old woman has to say. She’s always been a loser, and she always will be. She contributes absolutely nothing to the world besides just being comedic relief I guess

Courtney is literally an lolcow her opinion matters as much as a toddler’s opinion of music

This is so funny. I’m also autistic and I’ve always thought Lana is as well LOL I’ve never verbalized that so it’s super funny seeing someone else say it

Okay but fr can we acknowledge what an unbelievably stunning voice billie has good lord I was mystified

I hate saying this bc I genuinely, fully enjoyed every second of this but Lana has completely lost her passion or something. Something has been lacking for a long time and it’s nothing a mic or a setlist could change. It’s sad but it is what it is.

I had a great time watching this. It was beautiful to me. The highlights to me were John, Billie, without you, the stripper pole, and her ad libs. Oh and her OUTFIT. wow. This was so fun I genuinely was smiling the whole time LOL