2023sweet

Yeah exactly.
 
I’m theorising that now the roll out is most probs set in place for Lana and she has a more definite and clear plan for the album!

to me her plans are very clear and this doesn’t mean anything. her team probably saw that we noticed the links were up, which they were unhappy with, so they took them down like they did when chemtrails songs appeared on shazam. it doesn’t mean that the album is postponed or anything, if anything the fact that a link was up means that it’s all set in stone now  there’s no change of plans, in all likelihood, based on what happened the last few times, we’re going to get the preorder soon (which makes sense if the album is out in may, it would be around 4 months between preorder and release, like it was for ocean blvd)  nothing is delayed or postponed and we are getting this album without any additional chaos 

New pic from the wedding from Hunter Barker’s Instagram

THE CLUES ARE EVERYWHERE
 
LISTEN. OPEN your eyes and see. Lana isn’t just an artist—she’s a prophet, a guide, a MASTER of numerology and synchronicity. If you think she’s doing anything randomly, you’re still asleep. Let me break this down for you: the preorder for her next album is going live at EXACTLY 3:21 AM TODAY. It is NO COINCIDENCE that she is dropping it on May 21st. And it’s all because of her husband’s birthday—March 21 (3/21).
First of all, Lana has been OBSESSED with numbers lately. Did you even LOOK at the Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd tracklist? The sequencing, the timing, the little moments where the songs echo her life events? That album was LAYERED with numbers. And now that she’s married, she’s embedding HIS birth date into her art.
Let’s talk about March 21. 3/21. These numbers are cosmic, angelic. The 3 stands for the trinity, the holy creative forces (Lana, her art, and us—the fans). The 21 is the culmination, the end of a cycle, the moment things come together. ALSO it’s her BIRTH DAY. Lana KNOWS this. That’s why she married him. This isn’t just love—this is a cosmic alignment.
But wait—here’s where it gets crazy.
In the Ride music video (2012—HELLO, another 3 and 21 if you think about it!!!), there’s a clock in the background during the gas station scene, and if you slow it down, IT LANDS ON 3:21 FOR ONE FRAME. You thought that was random? No. She’s been planning this for over a DECADE.
Jeremy Dufrene’s initials are J.D., which in Pythagorean numerology translate to 1 and 4. Add those to the 3 and 21, and what do you get? 3 + 21 + 1 + 4 = 29. The moon’s synodic cycle is 29.5 days. LANA IS THE MOON, AND SHE’S COMPLETING HER CYCLE.
Now, 3:21 AM. Why the time? Because it’s the most liminal, magical moment of the day. Between the hours of 3 and 4 AM, the veil between worlds is thinnest. Lana is aligning the preorder with her husband’s soul signature to birth this album into existence. She isn’t just releasing music; she’s channeling celestial energy.

I love how this whole board turns into a pack of pro sleuths at the slightest hint of record release progress.
 

Being delulu in the Lanaverse isn’t necessarily a bad thing - we could’ve written you off for being delulu for mentioning that RBFY could be on the record a few months ago, but now look at recent events! Always feel free to share your delusions with the Lipsters, you never know what may manifest  

everything in this world is "Taylor shade" to them. Im tired of them, these people are the disgrace of  internet culture

attention & interaction bait

I was bored so I came up with my dream setlist for Stagecoach
Intro: Take Me Home Country Roads (Lanas Version)
    1.Ride Monologue + Ride
    2.Wild One (Unreleased)
    3.Cruel World
    4.Nectar Of The Gods
    5.If You Lie Down With Me
    6.Tomorrow Never Came with Sean Ono Lennon
    7.Jolene With Dolly Parton
    8.Henry, Come On
    9.God Knows I Tried
    10.Summertime Sadness
    11.Born to Die
    12.Tough with Quavo
    13.Let The Light In with Father John Misty
    14.Chemtrails Over The Country Club
    15.Wild At Heart
    16.Dance Till We Die (with the bridge)
    17.These Boots Are Made For Walking (Cover)
Not All Who Wander Are Lost Interlude
    18.Yosemite
    19.Say Yes To Heaven
    20. Video Games
    21.Live Premiere Of A New Song From TRPWS (I'm thinking the Fenway Park Intro Song)
    22.The Right Person Will Stay
Outro: Where The Boys Are
 
*Born to Die and Summertime Sadness are gonna played either way since there classics in her discography and Summertime Sadness is one of her biggest hits so I thought I include them

legit looks like a frame from her mink coat set with Nicole Nodland…. Lana you are seriously insane 

Motherrrr x

Full transcription of her speech:
 
Hello. So happy to be here. Congratulations to everybody. Jack, you're such a big reason for why I'm friends with so many of the people I know in this room. I knew nobody when I started. That's why the first time I was ever nominated for any Grammy, I just didn't go. I didn't know how to do it. I really didn't. I didn't know a person. Then when I met Jack in 2018, he dragged me from the Clive Davis party, which is like one of the few things I actually love to do, to people watch, and he brought me to a diner and he was like, "if you just come to my home studio, I think we could write something really amazing." And I was not convinced. He is the most persistent, convincing person. I needed that. There are things, there are so many things I would not have done if he hadn't made me. After his wedding, he told me to stay at the Seaside Motel last year for five days because there was only one slot left on the Zoom session to submit to the Grammys. I at the time didn't even know that you personally had to submit. I thought that if your song was good, people just put it on a ballot, and if people voted for it the most, you won. So I waited for five days. I did a Zoom session with, you know, I started seeing like anonymous people enter the Zoom room with no names and thousands and thousands of them. We had taken an hour to practice a song that wasn't even the song that was being submitted because I didn't know how to do like, "Jimmy Jimmy Cocoa Puff, Jimmy, Jimmy, ride," so I just did my favourite song. We ended up being nominated for, was it maybe five nominations last year? So, you know, I mean, there's so many things that I learn every year. I'm so happy for everybody who has won an award. I'm hearing words tonight like innocence, is the most important thing to hold on to. Truth prevails above all. Follow your heart. This is a way different climate than 15 years ago. I'm just, you know, I have so many thoughts in my head, and I'm hoping that everyone who is here tonight who received an award will just fly with the confidence that getting it has instilled in you, if it means anything to you. Because, you know, if you have momentum, keep it up. Don't ever let it stop. Jack is a big reason why part of my story and the perception of me turned around. If it did at all, it is in part because of the music that he helped bring out in me. I love to sing. I love to write. It kind of diminished a little bit over those 10 years before I met him. Most of all, I'm grateful for him, for his example that he gave me in his marriage to Margaret. I saw the way he looked at her when he met her. He's a big reason why I waited so long to get married and why I met my amazing husband. I really feel like there's kind of a singer's curse around meeting an honest partner who has no skin in the game, no dog in the race. It's super nerve-racking to have to kind of hold on to an innocent perception of how things could go when you're in an industry where maybe your values and your morals don't quite match up with what's going on, especially when people think that you probably don't have any morals or values. So it can get all twisted up. So, Jack, thank you so much for maybe helping other people look at me in a way that is a little bit closer to how I percieve myself. Freud would say that that's very important, considering 30% of how you feel about yourself is what you hear other people say about you. Regardless of whether you care or not, that's just true. So, other than my managers who really have turned my life around in the way that I still think making music is fun, you have so many friends. You've just really made it feel like Hollywood can be glamourous still, and you can still have a very rich home life even when you get rich. I was talking about me, not you! You'll be richer than all of us with your 50% on everything! Jack has more marble in his house, more herringbone-patterend wood floors, more shiplap, more farmhouse sinks, and car elevator lifts in Brooklyn than I could ever imagine he'd be interested in. Congratulations! 
 
 
More photos of her presenting:
 

I don’t think that’s what she was saying at all? I thought she was saying someone who “has no leg in the race” or whatever saying it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t give a shit about all the Hollywood stuff lol
edit: and by Hollywood I mean CELEBRITY not liberal lmao😭😭😭😭😭

Beautiful angel wow x
 

THIS NIGHT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING CHARLI MENTIONED LANA IN HER SPEECH AT 1:19 AHHHHHHH

ohhhhh wait this picture is so beautiful......

A bit of her speech -
"So many friends, you've just really made it feel like Hollywood can be glamourous still, and you can still have a very rich home life even when you get rich."
 
 
 
Baby  

This is the first time I’ve properly seen her engagement ring! Wowza! 

They are posting full speeches on Twitter 

Is the show going to be streamed as well and where at? 

Is the livestream just like.. not working for anyone else skfndk a couple of minutes ago I heard a split second of audio that sounded like someone talking, but otherwise it’s just been the title card screen x

Lana Del Rey is set to present Jack Antonoff with the Producer of the Decade award at the the 8th annual Variety Hitmakers event taking place this Saturday, December 7th in Los Angeles, California.
Jack Antonoff has worked with Lana on several of her projects including Norman fucking Rockwell, Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass, Chemtrails Over the Country Club, Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd, as well as her upcoming album The Right Person Will Stay. Lana Del Rey was honoured with the "Artist of the Decade" award at the 5th annual Variety Hitmakers event in 2021.
 
Transcript:
 
 

Photo Gallery:
Red Carpet - Solo:
 
Red Carpet - with Jack Antonoff:
 
Inside:
 
Onstage: