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  1. lanaismamom liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Lady Gaga   
    YASSSSSSS GAGA EMPOWER ME WITHOUT PREACHING BITCH! GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING VOCALS YOU PERFECT CUNT! FUCK ME RIGHT UP WITH THAT BRIDGE I CAN'T STAND YOU I LOVE THIS GAY BITCH SO MUCH
     
    @ BYE NO TIME RN
  2. HeadBitch liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Last Girl on Earth   
    Baby has a broken heart
    She can’t belong to only one
    Until another girl is found
    I don’t pay for anything
    My cigarettes or diamonds rings
    My feet don’t even touch the ground

    Chariots of gold
    I ride with Jay-Z, Jared Leto
    I’m a superpower
    Now they call me the tornado
    I got roses in my hair, I belly dance and do the tango
    Sometimes I get lonely, everybody told me no

    No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up
    Don’t you wanna fall in love?
    No such thing as heaven
    And I’m the last girl on earth
    So baby, let’s get it on

    Cleopatra used to rule
    But she got nothing on me now
    ‘Cause I’m the last girl on earth
    I turn the television on
    They only play my favorite song
    Since I’m the last girl on earth

    Chariots of gold
    I’m sitting, sipping cherry cola
    Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older
    I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster
    Sometimes I get lonely, millions can hold me now

    No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up
    Don’t you wanna fall in love?
    No such thing as heaven
    And I’m the last girl on earth
    So baby, let’s get it on

    I stay up late at night, try not to think about it
    Pretend I’m happy, ruling all the world without love
    I get so tired being on display somehow
    Sometimes I get lonely, millions all own me now

    No one lives forever, but that’s no reason to give up
    Don’t you wanna fall in love?
    No such thing as heaven
    And I’m the last girl on earth
    So baby, let’s get it on

    No such thing as heaven
    And I’m the last girl on earth
    So baby, let’s get it on
  3. sparklingnbroken liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships   
    Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

    This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

    It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

    Let’s get started!



    EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



    LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



    YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



    POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



    IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



    ADVANCED LANALYSIS



    IN SUMMARY..

    Lingering questions…
    - Who the fuck is K?
    - Who the fuck is Ray?
    - Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
    - What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
    - When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
    - Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
    - Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

    Assumptions Made:
    - Lana was a gogo dancer.
    - K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
    - Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
    - Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
    - She fucked Bradley.
    - Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


    Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

    For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
    - The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
    - The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
    - The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.
  4. MorriganKinsley liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships   
    Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

    This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

    It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

    Let’s get started!



    EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



    LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



    YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



    POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



    IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



    ADVANCED LANALYSIS



    IN SUMMARY..

    Lingering questions…
    - Who the fuck is K?
    - Who the fuck is Ray?
    - Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
    - What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
    - When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
    - Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
    - Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

    Assumptions Made:
    - Lana was a gogo dancer.
    - K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
    - Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
    - Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
    - She fucked Bradley.
    - Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


    Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

    For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
    - The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
    - The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
    - The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.
  5. iym1 liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Unpopular Lana Opinions   
    1. You forgot Monicker, Monicker, Monicker, take me to the park, buy me chocolate cake, touch tips in the dark.
     
    2. You're the one who was hitting on me with this English teacher business, saying it was ironic that I thought you were my teacher because Lana may or may not have fucked hers.
  6. delley liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Speculations on Lana relationship with her mother   
    Unless she was in love with her dad and hated her mom 4 having him
     
    Let me NOT
  7. takeitdoen liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships   
    Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

    This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

    It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

    Let’s get started!



    EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



    LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



    YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



    POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



    IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



    ADVANCED LANALYSIS



    IN SUMMARY..

    Lingering questions…
    - Who the fuck is K?
    - Who the fuck is Ray?
    - Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
    - What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
    - When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
    - Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
    - Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

    Assumptions Made:
    - Lana was a gogo dancer.
    - K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
    - Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
    - Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
    - She fucked Bradley.
    - Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


    Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

    For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
    - The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
    - The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
    - The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.
  8. The Ocean liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in BANKS   
    The Altar is a step-up from Goddess but if you didn't already like Goddess you're not gonna like The Altar...ya feel
  9. Aubbie liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Misheard Lana Lyrics   
    "You can be my photon, daddy" is the best lyric Lana's never written
  10. fvcku liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships   
    Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

    This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

    It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

    Let’s get started!



    EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



    LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



    YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



    POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



    IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



    ADVANCED LANALYSIS



    IN SUMMARY..

    Lingering questions…
    - Who the fuck is K?
    - Who the fuck is Ray?
    - Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
    - What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
    - When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
    - Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
    - Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

    Assumptions Made:
    - Lana was a gogo dancer.
    - K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
    - Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
    - Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
    - She fucked Bradley.
    - Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


    Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

    For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
    - The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
    - The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
    - The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.
  11. Hallo Heaven liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Maha Maha   
    The sitar?
     
     
     
  12. partymonster liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Maha Maha   
    The sitar?
     
     
     
  13. Nightmare liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Speculations on Lana relationship with her mother   
    Unless she was in love with her dad and hated her mom 4 having him
     
    Let me NOT
  14. plastiscguy liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Lana Retweeting Some Questionable Shit   
    Right--it's a serious issue, but still something people joke about if you're not really thinking too deeply about the consequences. It's like once I was ironically putting way too many random, meaningless tags on my Instagram pictures, one of which was "#SIDS" or something. And someone who was actually affected by that called my ass out. Was I thinking of that initially? No. Will I ever make a joke like that again? No.
     
    So Lana's guilty of not thinking too critically. As usual~
  15. takeitdoen liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Member of the Month (July): Bekim!   
    I do not know Bekim well but clearly y'all use him so let that be an introduction enough? Lel I'm looking forward to knowing him better through this interview, as I'm sure all of you are. His pictures get lots of likes so let's see if we shatter his image as LB sex symbol or anything. Also drag him for sending me a formatting nightmare!
     
    Member of the Month (July): Bekim
     
     
     
  16. NectarOfTheGods liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in LANALYSIS: Relating Songs To Known/Assumed Relationships   
    Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

    This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

    It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

    Let’s get started!



    EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



    LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



    YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



    POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



    IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



    ADVANCED LANALYSIS



    IN SUMMARY..

    Lingering questions…
    - Who the fuck is K?
    - Who the fuck is Ray?
    - Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
    - What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
    - When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
    - Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
    - Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

    Assumptions Made:
    - Lana was a gogo dancer.
    - K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
    - Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
    - Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
    - She fucked Bradley.
    - Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


    Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

    For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
    - The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
    - The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
    - The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.
  17. lanitadelrey liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Misheard Lana Lyrics   
    Not me but my friend legit asked if the lyric was "I sing the body de leche."
  18. 99centlips liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Speculations on Lana relationship with her mother   
    Unless she was in love with her dad and hated her mom 4 having him
     
    Let me NOT
  19. littlexkittenx liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Speculations on Lana relationship with her mother   
    It is one thing to call her prison sex dreams fabricated but to imply, "Well, Lana's an artist so she's expressing hatred towards her mother in her music to convey something deeper but really she loved her," just ain't cutting it.
  20. littlexkittenx liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Speculations on Lana relationship with her mother   
    Unless she was in love with her dad and hated her mom 4 having him
     
    Let me NOT
  21. daisy fresh witch liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Money Power Glory   
    + Sad Girl, Pretty When You Cry...she bitter on this album
  22. daisy fresh witch liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Money Power Glory   
    lmao yeah I'm sure Lana sat there and was like "I'll use the Greek variant"
  23. daisy fresh witch liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in Get Drunk   
    Strap yourself into your chair if you must and get ready for Lana Del Rey's best song.
  24. kitsunegari101 liked a post in a topic by SitarHero in For You   
    Or perhaps adhering to the rules but taking a break at that moment to sound better
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