ChaoticLipster

Lana
Swinging away from her fans

omg imagine the feeling of returning to your 20 mil dollars mansion without a matcha latte from starbucks on a lamborghini... the struggle

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Lana is going to be shocked when she goes to pay for her Matcha Green Tea Latte at Starbucks and finds out her streaming revenue is $0.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Imagine having a manager who hates your fans, who are the ones buying the music and the reason you have a job in the first place.

Let's be real: she's too busy getting facials, going to coffee places with her girls and making granola recipes from a book entitled "recipes for a stay at home Los Angeles witch"
 
Like sis just release the fucking songs that are finished, and when you finish the rest just add it on as a second edition like you did with Paradise and re release the entire album. Like it's not fucking hard jeez

Meant to share this last night but fell asleep oop
 

She changes her mind she’s indecisive. I think the reason Lana isn’t saying anything is because she is waiting for her Label to give her the green light with a date. They sometimes wait to see who else is releasing and want the best date possible for maximum chart success. So it’s probably out of her hands. It’s likely she also wants time to push the poetry book. She has other commitments too to manage. Judging by the fact she’s supposedly cancelled tour dates it was feasible she was releasing sooner in March but I guess she knew it would be later and probably wanted to tour with newer songs and the album out. Not everything is in her control and often she probably is as clueless as we are as weird as that sounds. In the mean time she’s probably added a few songs she’s thought of and maybe to add extra padding to the album, perhaps this is due to her label not being satisfied or liking other songs which were not originally on the album. From the info we have now a single is likely between late march and early may with an album two months after this - May to early June. May feels right at the moment.

Us in May when there is still no sign of the album
 

She changes her mind she’s indecisive. I think the reason Lana isn’t saying anything is because she is waiting for her Label to give her the green light with a date. They sometimes wait to see who else is releasing and want the best date possible for maximum chart success. So it’s probably out of her hands. It’s likely she also wants time to push the poetry book. She has other commitments too to manage. Judging by the fact she’s supposedly cancelled tour dates it was feasible she was releasing sooner in March but I guess she knew it would be later and probably wanted to tour with newer songs and the album out. Not everything is in her control and often she probably is as clueless as we are as weird as that sounds. In the mean time she’s probably added a few songs she’s thought of and maybe to add extra padding to the album, perhaps this is due to her label not being satisfied or liking other songs which were not originally on the album. From the info we have now a single is likely between late march and early may with an album two months after this - May to early June. May feels right at the moment.

She changes her mind she’s indecisive. I think the reason Lana isn’t saying anything is because she is waiting for her Label to give her the green light with a date. They sometimes wait to see who else is releasing and want the best date possible for maximum chart success. So it’s probably out of her hands. It’s likely she also wants time to push the poetry book. She has other commitments too to manage. Judging by the fact she’s supposedly cancelled tour dates it was feasible she was releasing sooner in March but I guess she knew it would be later and probably wanted to tour with newer songs and the album out. Not everything is in her control and often she probably is as clueless as we are as weird as that sounds. In the mean time she’s probably added a few songs she’s thought of and maybe to add extra padding to the album, perhaps this is due to her label not being satisfied or liking other songs which were not originally on the album. From the info we have now a single is likely between late march and early may with an album two months after this - May to early June. May feels right at the moment.

She changes her mind she’s indecisive. I think the reason Lana isn’t saying anything is because she is waiting for her Label to give her the green light with a date. They sometimes wait to see who else is releasing and want the best date possible for maximum chart success. So it’s probably out of her hands. It’s likely she also wants time to push the poetry book. She has other commitments too to manage. Judging by the fact she’s supposedly cancelled tour dates it was feasible she was releasing sooner in March but I guess she knew it would be later and probably wanted to tour with newer songs and the album out. Not everything is in her control and often she probably is as clueless as we are as weird as that sounds. In the mean time she’s probably added a few songs she’s thought of and maybe to add extra padding to the album, perhaps this is due to her label not being satisfied or liking other songs which were not originally on the album. From the info we have now a single is likely between late march and early may with an album two months after this - May to early June. May feels right at the moment.

I've listened to MAC more in the past 24 hours than I have since it was released. It's finally got me completely hooked

It’s because when born to die came out everything was fresh and exciting as with all the AKA and leaked stuff. So people are bound to relate to this period of time the most. Finding Lana and her music and getting to know her was like a religious journey for many. Ultraviolence was amazing too, but I do feel after that things have changed somewhat from feeling fresh and new to just fans being really snobby (me included) and demanding. Lana is now expected to be this conveyor belt musician, providing us with music while we moan about how everything was better between born to die and Ultraviolence.