ChaoticLipster

Bey0nce has nothing to contribute besides vocals. And when I say vocals, I mean literally just the voice. Not even the singing melody because most of the time she’s just karaokeing to someone else’s pre-made demo. “the best producers/songwriters in the industry” yeah, because she NEEDS it. She HAS to work with a whole village of people. The undermining of L4na’s contribution is crazy. Regardless of who’s L4na is working with, it’s still going to come out sounding the exact same because she’s fully in charged of her art: aesthetics/music/sound.
 
You all seem to forget J4ck’s own music is actually very upbeat and poppy. His work with L4na is nothing of the sort. Ocean Blvd sounds nothing like Bleacher’s music.
 
Also, please listen to “Henry, Come On”. And now listen to Lvkr L4ird’s music. Lvke is very much a radio friendly producer (even more so than J4ck). He loves radio and make country music suited for radio. He makes radio hits. I listen to a few podcasts about him. They can not stop talking about hits, charts, and radio. He also said he wants to make a good song first. But listening to him talk about the process of his music, it’s clear that the frame work and the main goal of his songwriting is still very much what sounds good on the radio. Very likely, UMG pushed L4na to work with Lvkr La!rd to make more upbeat radio hits.
 
And “Henry, Come On” is the result which once again is not radio friendly at all. She turned a hit making bop producer to make another slow song. It’s giving Hip-Hop producer M!ke De4n’s Wildflower Wildfire teas.

I hated every moment of this album from start to finish. Songs are boring and production is beyond dull bar a couple tracks. This current country phase the world is in need to die, it’s REALLY not for me. I’ll wait for Renaissance 3.

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

These are pretty bad, I’m sorry. Low effort, Etsy has better Lana merch. And why is everything so small and skimpy? Like don’t get me wrong I like skimpy clothes sometimes but some of the cuter designs don’t have a full length T-shirt option and the skirt is cute but it looks like it would fit a child. What’s up with the bodysuit and the bicycle shorts? She needs a better merch team. The cardigans are cute and that’s it.

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

Good luck guys I’m not wasting my money on cheap merch lol gotta save it for all the Lasso vinyls

THEY ARE MY DESIGNS 

Lowkey starting believe the clothing merchandise are from Gildan and they just remove the tags 
 

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities.  Queen of not being able to take criticism. 

I know fans hate the idea of Lana not having full control, but with both of them being on interscope she might have been told to post it

Her main reason was to show us the middle finger in the second photo, after we made bad comments about her artistic work yesterday.

What will actually happen, one music video (for an average song) and a couple of magazine interviews. Maybe some random thing like a pop up horse riding event. 

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities.  Queen of not being able to take criticism. 

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities.  Queen of not being able to take criticism. 

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess! 

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess! 

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess! 

Why does she praise mediocrity? Or imitations of her? 🤔 Keep your friends close I guess! 

If you look at some of her single and album cover choices that look like she took 1 minute to work on them….then I can totally believe she designed these atrocities.  Queen of not being able to take criticism.