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so fucking random of her

if it was an older interview, how many months do we have left?

 

No, it was in an interview from last week, so she has until April 2020. 

 

It was especially funny because the interviewer didn't ask her to or anything, he just asked her which of her songs would be best to ice skate to and then she said she'd make the video. 


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"Fuck it I love you isn't about me"

 

K Lanz.

 

It either is, and she's lying due to some ... controversial lyrics, 

 

Or it isn't, and as she acknowledged, it's her most "dishonest" song because it isn't about her despite the fact she sings it in first person. 

 

So either way there's a lie involved. 

 

Fuck it I lie (to) you


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'' Never had a persona, never needed one, never will. '' - Lana del Rey AKA Elizabeth Wooldrige Grant 

 

:awk:  :awk:  :awk:

 

Lana having a stage name isn't the same as her having a persona. All her music, or most of it, could still be about Elizabeth Woolridge Grant the person or people she knows (like Heroin).


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"I'm not much of a flyer. I don't like to just fly in on the day."

 

Last year, she said she was getting a pilot's licence and she flies a private jet everywhere, often on the day of a show, even for half-hour trips.

 

K LANZ.


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"If I'd known we were being photographed, I would've worn something different."

 

May I present: Lanz's Favourite Shorts: A Collage

 

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LMAO

 

But to be fair, I thought she was joking about that and that her point was she doesn't care about what people think of her dating a cop, and that if she did care about the photos, it wouldn't be for that reason. 

But fuck it I never know what she means

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"If I'd known we were being photographed, I would've worn something different."

 

May I present: Lanz's Favourite Shorts: A Collage

 

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I hope she's one of those people who buys more then one pair of the same jeans. 

 

Those shorts are cute on her but beyond worn. 

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Okay this isn't a complaint but it IS a lie.

 

I seem to recall her saying she wouldn't sing "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" every again, yet:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UtRNyHE0r/

 

K LANZ.

 

(Idc because I love Ultraviolence, though)


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The triple-video for NFR, Bartender, and HIAB :teehee:


If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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The triple-video for NFR, Bartender, and HIAB :teehee:

 

I don't know if these count as lies, but they are certainly deceptive from her part.

 

Here's the exhaustive list of the music videos we were supposed to get:

 

Ultraviolence (pre Freak, and pre pre that cheap-ass video filmed by Italian Sausage)

Pretty When You Cry

Black Beauty

Honeymoon (Officially that is)

Art Deco (to be fair she only mentioned it once at a show after, you guessed it, she sang the song acapella  :rip: )

Best American Record (before she yet again re-purposed footage for White Mustank)

Cherry 

Get Free

 

I might've missed some songs with the amount of unseen footage Lana shoots I wouldn't be surprised. I honestly expect that triple video to be added to this list very soon, once she yet again push her most recent record under the rush to make "place" for the next thing. Oh Lanz.

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I don't know if these count as lies, but they are certainly deceptive from her part.

 

Here's the exhaustive list of the music videos we were supposed to get:

 

Ultraviolence (pre Freak, and pre pre that cheap-ass video filmed by Italian Sausage)

Pretty When You Cry

Black Beauty

Honeymoon (Officially that is)

Art Deco (to be fair she only mentioned it once at a show after, you guessed it, she sang the song acapella  :rip: )

Best American Record (before she yet again re-purposed footage for White Mustank)

Cherry 

Get Free

 

I might've missed some songs with the amount of unseen footage Lana shoots I wouldn't be surprised. I honestly expect that triple video to be added to this list very soon, once she yet again push her most recent record under the rush to make "place" for the next thing. Oh Lanz.

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"Fuck it I love you isn't about me"

 

K Lanz.

 

It either is, and she's lying due to some ... controversial lyrics, 

 

Or it isn't, and as she acknowledged, it's her most "dishonest" song because it isn't about her despite the fact she sings it in first person. 

 

So either way there's a lie involved. 

 

Fuck it I lie (to) you

omg the shooting up drugs part ctfu


 

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in your dreams maybe

i've had this argument on this site before and there's no room for discussion with that sort of comment so I guess you'll just have to take my word for it!

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