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Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date?  

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  1. 1. Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date?

    • Steve Mertens
      6
    • Mike Mizrahi
      3
    • Barrie
      23
    • Francesco
      22
    • G-Eazy
      3
    • Chase
      8
    • The c*p
      9
    • Jack Antonoff
      5
    • Joe
      1
    • Josh
      3
    • Arthur
      1
    • Reeve
      1
    • Jimmy Gnecco
      1
    • Elon
      0
    • James Franco
      3
    • K
      2
    • Jack Donoghue
      5
    • Evan
      0
    • Clayton
      0


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At least Franny was sometimes hot tho and probably didn't reek of alcohol imagine having s*x with Barrie  :derpna2:  

Idk if he had a job other than flop acting and modelling underwear but Chase was kinda fine so let's go with him (or Reeve if they actually dated)

 

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Imagine trading that ^ in for .... 


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So for the record, her taste in men resume in basically:

 

A producer that looks more like a literature teacher from your uni.

An annoying restricted career manager

A scottish black haired version of Kurt Cobain

An italian mommy's boy

A fuck boy rapper

A flop actor who pays the bills with his sugar mommy's money

A crooked sugar daddy cop 

An incel who pays a LB member to praise them every single page of Norman thread

A boxer with bad taste in music

A nice full body tattooed guy

A guitar player who looks like a hot almost shirtless protagonist that save the helpless woman in those romantic spicy cringe books

Two hot best friends  :defeated:

A business man who made a teenage into the stepmother of his loving children

A fictional criminal

 

Is that it? :dafuq:


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So for the record, her taste in men resume in basically:

 

A producer that looks more like a literature teacher from your uni.

An annoying restricted career manager

A scottish black haired version of Kurt Cobain

An italian mommy's boy

A fuck boy rapper

A flop actor who pays the bills with his sugar mommy's money

A crooked sugar daddy cop 

An incel who pays a LB member to praise them every single page of Norman thread

A boxer with bad taste in music

A nice full body tattooed guy

A guitar player who looks like a hot almost shirtless protagonist that save the helpless woman in those romantic spicy cringe books

Two hot best friends  :defeated:

A business man who made a teenage into the stepmother of his loving children

A fictional criminal

 

Is that it?  :dafuq:

 

Could play bingo with the pic and these descriptions


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About this poll, the only thing to say is: God! How I would like to be on that list ... lol

 

By the way... What a long list!!! (My God, Lana!)

 

And Shannon Leto? I remember seeing pictures of the two of them together.

Did they date too?


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About this poll, the only thing to say is: God! How I would like to be on that list ... lol By the way... What a long list!!! (My God, Lana!)

 

And Shannon Leto? I remember seeing pictures of the two of them together.

Did they date too?

 

Do you mean Jared Leto?


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Ew imagine voting for Gerald

 

I am going to revoke all your human rights

No u

If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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Jack Antonoff seems like the kind of dude who everyone THINKS is nice but he's secretly chopping off locks of your hair while you sleep and mixing semen into the coffee he makes you every morning. 

 

And that's that on that. Vote wisely, LanaBoredians. 


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Jack Antonoff seems like the kind of dude who everyone THINKS is nice but he's secretly chopping off locks of your hair while you sleep and mixing semen into the coffee he makes you every morning. 

 

And that's that on that. Vote wisely, LanaBoredians. 

 

Jack seems nice but he dated Lena Dunham for like 5 years which is questionable enough and then they let Lorde move into their house and he proceeded to cheat with her fff

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Jack seems nice but he dated Lena Dunham for like 5 years which is questionable enough and then they let Lorde move into their house and he proceeded to cheat with her fff

 

Those glasses are a ruse to make him appear sweet and innocent.

 

He's like that lamb in Zootopia! Do not trust him!


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