Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Mer 51,426]

This singlehandedly cured by finals-induced constipation 

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

that's it, i'm contacting rob. she needs help. 

[Rust Dress 37,543]

madonna collab on blue banisters STFU

[Fingertips 72,093]

The album title is going to change at least one more time

[West Coast 44,793]

Can't wait to see all the Delulus come out of the woodwork and write a two thousand words essay about how this cover is the most meaningful piece of art Lana has released thus far, when in reality it's just a cute selfie she's repurposed for the third time. 

[American Whore 47,503]

Just now, Mer said:

This singlehandedly cured by finals-induced constipation 

 

its okay my anus is dropping bricks right now

[Surf Noir 188,277]

what the fuck is going on?  

 

what if rock candy sweet & blue banisters are two seperate albums?  

 

inb4 she posts the annoucement for "buttered noodles on the veranda: august 1st" with a filtered photo of her sitting in a pool of beans  

[bel air rose 11,536]

starting to really hate that damn photo 

[past the bushes 30,906]

she really said "imma wait till @past the bushes is half asleep and announce a new album/date/cover/album title/idek" 

[Fingertips 72,093]

1 minute ago, Max said:

Can't wait to see all the Delulus come out of the woodwork and write a two thousand words essay about how this cover is the most meaningful piece of art Lana has released thus far, when in reality it's just a cute selfie she's repurposed for the third time. 

Just because that's the way YOU feel inside, doesn't mean you need to project it onto others sis

[Vanilla Icy 29,591]

the level of unprofessionalism.. far too much 

[American Whore 47,503]

Just now, past the bushes said:

she really said "imma wait till @past the bushes is half asleep and announce a new album/date/album title/idek" 

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA SAME

 

i was falling asleep watching family guy and OOP I'M AWAKE

[Make me your Dream Life 82,975]

she fuckin saved me a drive to chat w some blue colored stairs this woman wowow 

[plastiscguy 57,853]

I mean... July 4 is such a Lana date... Maybe she's going back to her roots  a winning as long as she doesn't go full country 

[Mer 51,426]

6 minutes ago, cinnamongirI said:

madonna collab on blue banisters STFU

 

"So Legit" feat. Madonna on Blue Banisters out July 4th confirmed 

[West Coast 44,793]

Just now, Contemplating God said:

Just because that's the way YOU feel inside, doesn't mean you need to project it onto others sis

 

For real though, I get it. I feel like with Lana we have to expect low efforts things like that. Not projecting, but I get how someone would be fine with Lana settling for a selfie she's posted twice already, as an album cover. It's like she's getting us used to her laziness. 

[honeybadger 40,620]

we have something to fight over again 

[anwdelrey 8,964]

If that’s the album cover I literally wont purchase the album sorry. 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,975]

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

what the fuck is going on?  

 

what if rock candy sweet & blue banisters are two seperate albums?  

 

inb4 she posts the annoucement for "buttered noodles on the veranda: august 1st" with a filtered photo of her sitting in a pool of beans  

grab the pasta grab the olive oil it's all happening 

[Surf Noir 188,277]

rock candy sweet: bright & colorful psychedelic rock album with electronic influence

 

blue banisters: introspective & retrospective avant garde country/folk album with desert rock influence