Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[American Whore 51,339]

3 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

is Nokia playing another show today? Remember to ask those:

,,Lana, is Dealer on Rock candy sweet?"

,,Lana, whats the release date for Rock candy sweet?"

,,Lana, are songs for Rock candy sweet mastered?"

,,Lana, did you submit Rock candy sweet to the vinyl pressing plant?"

And remember to talk loud and slowly and say the album name every time. Make her answer specific.

if only lol 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

I left for two hours and LB completely spiralled down... Didn’t she say to that fan that she was writing new songs already and Jack being on board was for those?

Anyways, we’ll have to see when she decides to inform us on that damn album. 

[American Whore 51,339]

wait.... norman fucking ROCKwell and ROCK candy sweet.... why does she have to play with us like this? make a full on rock album alreadyyyyy please its in the name!!!

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

3 minutes ago, domandapiano said:

imagining this is sending me, it’s like a parent making sure their kid got all their homework done 
 

 

 

Or like when I ask Alexa questions 

[American Whore 51,339]

2 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

Or like when I ask Alexa questions 

"Hey Siri, is lana lying again?"
 

[ShadesOfFool 20,137]

59 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Oh true I forgot. No instruments = real music

 

it will be exclusively played on a vintage acoustic guitar found at a yard sale in Texarkana, Texas. The guitar is so old that it only has two strings though, so every song has the exact same notes played on it. 
 

drums will be replaced with vape cracks. 

In fact, this album will feature no words to make it more authentic and accurate to the universal human experience of fragile and delicate women. It’s completely post-verbal. It’s actual real music unlike anything anyone else is making. 
 

Listen to it alone on a walk through a sunflower field at dusk whilst contemplating your own fragility ?

[honeybadger 40,620]

Just now, ShadesOfFool said:

In fact, this album will feature no words to make it more authentic and accurate to the universal human experience of fragile and delicate women. It’s completely post-verbal. It’s actual real music unlike anything anyone else is making. 
 

Listen to it alone on a walk through a sunflower field at dusk whilst contemplating your own fragility ?

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won 

[Hannus 1,618]

57 days till another let down, but until then let's keep clowning 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

 

Half album half poetry?! 

[Dark Angel 202,341]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won 

 

queen of time-traveling!

[ShadesOfFool 20,137]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

so all the "leaks" where you can't distinguish any real words aren't fake but instead are from post-verbal RCS? we won 

Exactly. It’s not silence. It’s authentic music. 

[honeybadger 40,620]

if she performs with nikki again and someone asks her more pointless questions i will be a force of absolute destruction 

 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

All my expectations are crushed 

 

Spoiler

It would have been better if she had re-released AKA 

 

[Dark Angel 202,341]

5 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

 

Half album half poetry?! 

 

i can already sense this forum falling apart for the fourth time today just by reading this  

[littleredpartydress 49,871]

6 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

 

Half album half poetry?! 

Omg watch it be behind the iron gates renamed 

 

a shitty poetry book about her not not being racist...career OVER

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

Just now, Surf Noir said:

 

i can already sense this forum falling apart for the fourth time today just by reading this 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

4 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Omg watch it be behind the iron gates renamed 

 

a shitty poetry book about her not not being racist...career OVER

 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

13 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Omg watch it be behind the iron gates renamed 

 

a shitty poetry book about her not not being racist...career OVER

 

Maybe after that, Jack refuses to work with her. So she has to go after underground producers and comes back with a new-culturalreset-groundbreaking sound

[honeybadger 40,620]

15 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

Let the Alexa speculation begin......

 

 

Half album half poetry?! 

 

imagine..... if it was anything like honeymoon with burnt norton I'D TAKE IT no questions 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,839]

Someone just float a paper airplane or smth to the stage. put some small flowers in it to be sweet. but also ask if there'll be more bops like TJF there u go