Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Furor Poeticus 16,353]

Wait what have I missed? Are we winning or losing? 

[LanasLeftCheekFiller 3,382]

I know I'm late but I'm still laughing over yesterday's posts, it's so funny to me like:

Spoiler

every third post on LB: she's gonna post something today I KNOW it. Manifesting it now,  Sylvia... Lana is going to share 2 posts in regards to BB to arrange her grid

 

Lana:  ??? ???? ?

Just wanted to hop on here for a bit to wish a happy birthday to these peopel who mean so much to me ❤️? ?????? ?? ????  

 

everyone on here for the next 3 pages:

 

 

Bruised Bananas on Buttered Verandas out July 21st fam xx

 

[West Coast 45,795]

The good sis keeps putting her foot in her mouth, spewing out random release dates. I want to be delulu as much as the next stan, but she already changed the release date and the name of the record within a month—there is no way we're getting into a new era and getting a brand new album this summer. She is such a clown.

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

"Lana will be featured in an upcoming song" there's that rumour and The Weeknd is about to release new music (he's teasing it) 

That'd be such a good promo for BB era. 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,044]

15 minutes ago, Max said:

The good sis keeps putting her foot in her mouth, spewing out random release dates. I want to be delulu as much as the next stan, but she already changed the release date and the name of the record within a month—there is no way we're getting into a new era and getting a brand new album this summer. She is such a clown.

It really depends if the album is done and submitted to vinyl plants at this point. If it’s done or near completion, a late summer album is still possible. 

8 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

"Lana will be featured in an upcoming song" there's that rumour and The Weeknd is about to release new music (he's teasing it) 

That'd be such a good promo for BB era. 

If it’s true, she batter have a predominant place on the collab. If she just mumbles three sentences in the background, it’s gonna be so disappointing.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,696]

has she ever changed the release date more than twice though? like usually once she changes the date after the original date, it's legit so... 

[MrFameKills 11,094]

Just now, Terrence Loves Me said:

has she ever changed the release date more than twice though? like usually once she changes the date after the original date, it's legit so... 

but usually the 2nd time is a Friday 

[NikoGo 60,800]

4 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

has she ever changed the release date more than twice though? like usually once she changes the date after the original date, it's legit so... 

 

She changed it like 3 times last era 

 

Sep 5th, December 11th/Jan 5th, March 5th on the live stream 

 

edit: not to mention the disaster of Violet. It was supposed to come before Norman

[Marius 12,802]

The guitar in Devil In A New Dress  Mike better come through with that kind of stuff 

[American Whore 51,338]

5 hours ago, Super Movie said:

I kind of wonder if she plans to release the album itself on digital on or around July 4th and then wait to do the physicals. If she's planning on doing everything all at once, there's no way in hell the album is coming on the original date she said it'd be. I think what she does a lot of the time is estimate the day she thinks the album is gonna come out, posts or says something about it, and then forgets about it. 

 

this was what happened with Violet  

 

edit: not forgetting but putting it out after digital

[bluelikeyou 2,861]

1 hour ago, MrFameKills said:

Girl i was here for the fake UV date and i still fall for it every time, there's no cure

Seasons may change
But we won't change
Isn't it sweet, how we know that already? 

[menslayer 18,827]

i think she does not care about sales this era. IT'S GOING TO BE GET RELEASED ON JULY 4TH AS DIGITAL ONLY. I'M ON THE DELULU TRAIN 

 

 

[anwdelrey 9,270]

Has Eclipse said anything on his discord lately? I'm surprised he's been so silent this era.

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

5 minutes ago, anwdelrey said:

Has Eclipse said anything on his discord lately? I'm surprised he's been so silent this era.

He doesn’t know anything, he tends to only know stuff a week or days before a release.  

[NikoGo 60,800]

Y’all always say “she doesn’t care about numbers” and like no, she might not, but her label who shovels out money to her sure as hell do 

 

Chemtrails broke records in sales, Norman did amazing with the vinyl sale. There is no way she’s going to do a digital only and lose out on getting another number 1 record. The label is never gonna let that happen. She’s signed to them so she had to oblige to their release schedules and all they want her to do (magazines, videos, etc)

 

Until there is clear label support for this, it’s not coming soon 

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

I don’t know, guys...she seems to be pulling out the big guns this era. I doubt she would want this album to be a low-key release if she got Mike Dean — somebody known for super dynamic, high-energy production — to produce it. 
 

I have a feeling that the album cycle is really going to begin in a week, as teased, but there’s also going to be a decent amount of build-up and push for this album.
 

Norman was actually heavily publicized upon release (even by Lana’s usual standards) so I can imagine that this album will try and be the same, if not more. 
 

Even Chemtrails — her most low-key release yet — made so much in sales with all of those vinyl variants and general interest from her very secure fanbase. I can’t imagine Blue Banisters to be a step backwards from that. 

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

22 minutes ago, gsnlp said:

i think she does not care about sales this era. IT'S GOING TO BE GET RELEASED ON JULY 4TH AS DIGITAL ONLY. I'M ON THE DELULU TRAIN 

 

 

Has she ever cared??

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

I do think she wants this to be a bigger release-I mean the reliable insiders told us that the blue banisters announcement was meant to get her trending and for promo, that means she wants this to be a big era, not low-key like chemtrails. And The fact that she did such a public bold statement on her ig story- "I want revenge." I think she is aiming for more streams from the GP this album 

[The Greatest 8,805]

the only thing that implies anything is going to happen is the BB mv snippet.  but the rest means nothing. and it still probably isnt happening

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

30 minutes ago, gsnlp said:

i think she does not care about sales this era. IT'S GOING TO BE GET RELEASED ON JULY 4TH AS DIGITAL ONLY. I'M ON THE DELULU TRAIN 

 

 

 

Fuck it, put me down as a passenger on that train too. I'm tired of being realistic