Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Beautiful Loser 45,644]

Good morning, life is still beautiful I guess!  I’m still not over the info bomb we got last night aaaahhh

[cartooneyes 965]

I'm just so happy that we may finally have our banisters painted blue. I'm more curious about Text Book. It screams Norman (title track) to me, for some reason. 

[#vapeinfluencer 4,747]

i'm worried and excited in the same time but one thing is sure - Mrs. Lana came to SLAAAAAAAAAY

[palemoonbaby 13,336]

She's back to slay the game

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Textbook has same energy as Talking like An answering machine (??wtf title. Does she mean Jack's voice is like a robot/monotonous/boring????)

 

 

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Textbook is the most non-Lana title ever. ..

 

Wat. ...

 

I cant think of a worse title.. 

 

But let's see. Maybe the lyrics and sound will indicate her thought process behind it.

 

 

[Thunder Revenant 20,636]

28 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said:

Textbook has same energy as Talking like An answering machine (??wtf title. Does she mean Jack's voice is like a robot/monotonous/boring????)

 

 

Talking like an answering machine is such a great title though. I can think of so many great lyrics/ tropes that this coud refer to - being emotionally detached, being hurt inside but acting politely on the outside or it could refer to a person who's fake, boring, pretentious ...

 

[seeing what Lana did with titles like "Chemtrails Over The Country Club" or "Let Me Love You Like A Woman", the lyrics would probably not live up to the title]

[COCC 29,539]

So Ben said in an interview they are planning something that they might finally „be able to pull off“. Do you think he was referring to the triple singles? And that insider who said „I cant believe she is doing this“? Delulu me thinks there might be some more suprises  

[5Rick 2,925]

Anyways

 

Spoiler

SAID HE’D COME BACK EVERY MAY

 

Spoiler

 

[Beautiful Loser 45,644]

Textbook will be the continuation of hope’s notepad 

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

11 minutes ago, Thunder Corpse said:

Talking like an answering machine is such a great title though. I can think of so many great lyrics/ tropes that this coud refer to - being emotionally detached, being hurt inside but acting politely on the outside or it could refer to a person who's fake, boring, pretentious ...

 

[seeing what Lana did with titles like "Chemtrails Over The Country Club" or "Let Me Love You Like A Woman", the lyrics would probably not live up to the title]

Yes I meant its vague and not Lana esque

What if it's a textbook of revenge???.

 

 

[COCC 29,539]

Thursday. I'm ready.

 

 

[yayoop 4,501]

I can't express how excited I am

OG lana is back (I hope the songs are condescending sassy/aggressive? like TOSTB, TrueLoveOnTheSide you know?)

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,655]

Textbook instantly makes me think of... ITS NOT SIMPLE ITS TRIGONOMETRY! 

[Deadly Nightshade 11,958]

I still can't believe it is really happening  how many hours do we have left? Because i literally cannot contain my excitement 

[Blackestday x CN 5,001]

i think we will have to look for jack on this album like wally on a picture of where is wally.

 

  how many songs on BB are from Jack, what do you think?

 

 I'm so excited about wildflower, wildfire. mike bring us the honeymoon vibe back.

[Chemtrail 2,635]

Scrolling through bullshit gif posts for notable information is really a full-time job at this point

[Vanilla Icy 29,591]

14 minutes ago, blackestday89 said:

how many songs on BB are from Jack, what do you think?

 

none.

 

x

[Deadly Nightshade 11,958]

5 minutes ago, Chemtrail said:

Scrolling through bullshit gif posts for notable information is really a full-time job at this point

Come on it’s part of the fun of the pre-release era 

[Ocean Boulevard 38,794]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE COLLAPSE TOMORROW???

 

I think those songs are going to be so beautiful

 

Wildflower Wildfire so excited for this...I sense another career highlight 

 

 

And with the title track being out tomorrow,  I think the pre order is around the corner and the album will come in July , maybe not July 4th but still in July. She never released the title track more than 2 months away from the album except LFL..we are winning guys!!! Maybe another Honeymoon level rollout is coming