Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[May 13,297]

4 minutes ago, Nikogo said:

Here’s to our shortest pre-release thread 

 

this thread will be 1000 pages within the week lbr  

[CyberCherry 2,039]

10 minutes ago, littleredpartydress said:

Also fjskjdks

 

her dramatic ass Instagram post saying she’s going away only to announce a new album TWO POSTS LATER

I love how she gets us all worked up like that, iconic 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

47 minutes ago, RormanNockwell said:

A white pearlescent vinyl with subtle pink, blue and purple swirls like a lollipop @Dragon

Ohhhh that sounds great but op what is rock candy sweeeeeeeeet

[Kandidate 242]

when is the vinyl pre-order?

[electra 20,630]

3 minutes ago, blackestday89 said:

I suspect Rick Nowels is involved. Because he only posts about Lana on Instagram

 

no, he’s currently just posting retrospectives of his whole career. he recently posted a lot of madonna and marina and is just going over little stories for each song he’s worked on. it’s not specific to lana so i doubt it unfortunately. 

[drugsdesire 8,905]

june 1st my ass

[honeybadger 40,620]

remember when charlie and lana both posted the random dragon with the rock/pearl... RCS TEASE 

[Coney Island King 24,918]

We have only 3 months for scat posts, shortest period yet!

[CyberCherry 2,039]

1 minute ago, lanasbottom said:

- she said in november she’s working on two albums 

- ben confirmed last week she’s working on two albums

- she herself said last week it has a personal title that sums up her past year 

- she posted a rock emoji 2 months ago 

- she kept dealer last minute for this album

 

stop being a negative nancy she’s been working on this one for at least 7 months that album is totally ready already, we’re talking about the woman who wrote her best song's in 15 minutes like PLS have some dangerous hope 

No more negative Nancy's, only Gangster Nancy from now on 

[moonbeam monsoon 1,281]

This is promotion and she’s clearly unstable and I won’t ever forgive this she knows the power she holds and she’s flaunting that power I will not live on a forum or yes bitches I will but I will never forgive this I celebrate cocc sovereignty and she comes crashing back in I will not forgive

 

edit ok she’s not unstable she’s the baddest but still ?

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

And I want revenge. Oh shit ms Lana ur Scorpio rising’s showing 

SERENE QUEEN FUCKING CONFIRMED????

[ShadesOfFool 18,748]

Just now, Coney Island King said:

We have only 3 months for scat posts, shortest period yet!

Damn we gotta double down then! 

[Sugar Venom 9,651]

Okay but July 1st would be even more iconic, so close to 4th of July. I love it when she's controversial 

[UltraviolentJack 2,409]

5 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

- she said in november she’s working on two albums 

- ben confirmed last week she’s working on two albums

- she herself said last week it has a personal title that sums up her past year 

- she posted a rock emoji 2 months ago 

- she kept dealer last minute for this album

 

stop being a negative nancy she’s been working on this one for at least 7 months that album is totally ready already, we’re talking about the woman who wrote her best song's in 15 minutes like PLS have some dangerous hope 

girl why would i have hope when she’s told at least 3 big lies each era ?? i mean it is kinda close to be fibbing like that but don’t act like there’s no reason to mistrust her words... id 100% believe it if ben or ed posted it. 

isnt this the same lady who talked about a christmas and cover album just four months ago?

[CyberCherry 2,039]

How many Scorpios are living for this right now? I know I am 

[NamiraWilhelm 5,031]

Sorry why do we think it’s the next album title ? Wtf is happening, that insta post gives nothing away that I can see??

[Furor Poeticus 15,540]

I think I'll hibernate until we're proven wrong 

[Offtotheraces01 2,770]

Just now, NamiraWilhelm said:

Sorry why do we think it’s the next album title ? Wtf is happening, that insta post gives nothing away that I can see??

Check her insta story miss girl its says new record out june 1

[Nahime 405]

Which day albums are supposed to be released in the US ? I always forgot.

 

Since 1st June is a Tuesday... is that even possible ?

[NikoGo 51,561]

1 minute ago, CyberCherry said:

How many Scorpios are living for this right now? I know I am 

I am! 

 

Announcing a whole album out of anger and revenge is the most Scorpio thing she could ever do