Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[SalvaWHORE 32,628]

Lanaboards just crashed and i was gagged immidiately.

Can't believe i'm this level of desperation 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,700]

do u think siri enjoys reading lana's body when her beau asks for directions on maps like make a laugh *giggles* turn right, that's her forearm 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,700]

my body's the map of LA- 

[Sugar Venom 9,651]

"I'll nourish you hazily..." 

 

Spoiler

 

 

sorry guys idk what thread this technically belongs in (ig updates? pre release? random convo? help ), but I just edited the selfie + hydrangeas from her most recent ig post like they could be for the BB album shoot, these are the vibes I'm trying to manifest and when I saw the pics that lyric immediately came to mind 

[ultrabanisters 36,894]

27 minutes ago, Sugar Venom said:

THESE OMGGGG

 

gives me neil krug ultraviolence shoot 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,516]

Lana Olympics

Events:

Skating, surfing, skateboarding, tyre-swinging, and freestyle driving

Blue-ribbon endurance event: album pre-release

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,663]

3 hours ago, Pico Boulevard said:

There's nothing for us to talk about
Like album news and those things 

Cause there is nothing for us to think about,

Now she pulled our strings, we feel nothing happening

Ever since she announced the delay,

It’s been the blackest day,

it’s been the blackest day

All we hear is Lana Del Rey,

It’s out of date, it’s all we play

 

 

[lustforlife 19,008]

2 hours ago, Sugar Venom said:

"I'll nourish you hazily..." 

 

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sorry guys idk what thread this technically belongs in (ig updates? pre release? random convo? help ), but I just edited the selfie + hydrangeas from her most recent ig post like they could be for the BB album shoot, these are the vibes I'm trying to manifest and when I saw the pics that lyric immediately came to mind 

This selfie gives me a lot a 'Blue' by Joni Mitchell vibes... Idk why 

[Surf Noir 188,223]

2 hours ago, Sugar Venom said:

"I'll nourish you hazily..." 

 

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sorry guys idk what thread this technically belongs in (ig updates? pre release? random convo? help ), but I just edited the selfie + hydrangeas from her most recent ig post like they could be for the BB album shoot, these are the vibes I'm trying to manifest and when I saw the pics that lyric immediately came to mind 

 

this is absolutely gorgeous!  

[Venice Peach 52,911]

Let's stop talking about that ugly lizard looking bitch and start talking about the serve that's coming in a few weeks 

2 hours ago, Sugar Venom said:

"I'll nourish you hazily..." 

 

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

sorry guys idk what thread this technically belongs in (ig updates? pre release? random convo? help ), but I just edited the selfie + hydrangeas from her most recent ig post like they could be for the BB album shoot, these are the vibes I'm trying to manifest and when I saw the pics that lyric immediately came to mind 

That's so so pretty . With every edit that I see that selfie looks more like album/single cover material to me 

[Pink Flamingo 15,825]

CAN BOZ SPILL OMGGG I'M FUCK!NG DYINGGGG CUS OF THIS LACK OF INFO

[plastiscguy 57,811]

Here's the deal...

 

Ben never stepped in...

 

When his client would lie to us...

 

So we ended up awkward and dumb...

 

Getting bullied online, still refreshing Lana's IG...

 

Constantly lied to, and with lies came clownery...

 

And baby we...

 

We've been clowning on this thread for so long...

 

We wouldn't know how cruel these boards were...

 

Scrapped songs and scrapped album, fake dates, Jared's bitter...

 

So we're... dumb... we never learn...

 

Not to trust a word from you, darling!

 

Tonight we're a joke!

 

With only our delusion, it's all we have!

[Alison by Slowdive 26,015]

4 hours ago, Venice Peach said:

With every edit that I see that selfie looks more like album/single cover material to me 

 

selfies as cover art are over plzzzz 

 

(love the edit tho @Sugar Venom)

[Mer 51,057]

Based on regression analysis looking at previous promised vs. actual release dates of Lana albums (UV -> NFR, excluding HM which was never given an incorrect release date), the most likely release date for Blue Banisters/LDR8 is October 22-29, 2021. The earliest possible date would have been August 16th, and the latest possible date is January 14th, 2022. 

 

Just something to keep in mind while we wait

[Surf Noir 188,223]

Just now, Mer said:

Based on regression analysis looking at previous promised vs. actual release dates of Lana albums (UV -> NFR, excluding HM which was never given an incorrect release date), the most likely release date for Blue Banisters/LDR8 is October 22-29, 2021. The earliest possible date would have been August 16th, and the latest possible date is January 14th, 2022. 

 

Just something to keep in mind while we wait

 

her halloween album is finally coming  

[Mer 51,057]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

 

her halloween album is finally coming  

 

oh I was just gonna add a note that ever since UV, her delays have been getting larger (43 days -> 56 days -> 154 days -> 195 days), so based on an analysis of THAT trend's growth, we could be looking at anywhere between a 210 to 295 day gap between July 4th and album drop--which might put us into Spring 2022! We'll finally be getting a spring LDR album again for the first time since UV!!!

[Surf Noir 188,223]

7 minutes ago, Mer said:

 

oh I was just gonna add a note that ever since UV, her delays have been getting larger (43 days -> 56 days -> 154 days -> 195 days), so based on an analysis of THAT trend's growth, we could be looking at anywhere between a 210 to 295 day gap between July 4th and album drop--which might put us into Spring 2022! We'll finally be getting a spring LDR album again for the first time since UV!!!

 

well, in that case.... her easter album is coming! queen of holidays!  

[Alison by Slowdive 26,015]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

well, in that case.... her easter album is coming! queen of holidays!  

lana's easter egg in response to lorde's is an aoty  the flirting :') 

[littleredpartydress 48,298]

1 hour ago, Mer said:

Based on regression analysis looking at previous promised vs. actual release dates of Lana albums (UV -> NFR, excluding HM which was never given an incorrect release date), the most likely release date for Blue Banisters/LDR8 is October 22-29, 2021. The earliest possible date would have been August 16th, and the latest possible date is January 14th, 2022. 

 

Just something to keep in mind while we wait

Not us resorting to statistical modeling to figure out release dates now 

 

truly desperate 

[LetTheLightln 1,485]

8 hours ago, Sugar Venom said:

"I'll nourish you hazily..." 

 

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sorry guys idk what thread this technically belongs in (ig updates? pre release? random convo? help ), but I just edited the selfie + hydrangeas from her most recent ig post like they could be for the BB album shoot, these are the vibes I'm trying to manifest and when I saw the pics that lyric immediately came to mind 

this looks SO beautiful!!! like an LP cover straight from the 70s! i can't some of you guys really should work with lana