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25 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

i guess you could call it frenchbread

i was looking for the pizza i wanted bad...

and i thought i found it in new york

it seemed only appropriate they'd easily have my brand

 

and then there was issue of closures

i couldn't even go to the store or like, the pizza spot

and there you were on google maps

shimmering in all my hunger

you touched the detriment most of the other spots already had

 

YOU GOT A PEPPERONI

MY DADDY HAS ONE TOO

LETS TWERK FOR MUSHROOMS

ILL DO THAT DANCE FOR YOU

YOU KNOW IM A BAD GORL

IM KINDA WILD N FREE

MAYBE JUST FULFILLING MY HUNGER CAN SET ME FREE

and there we were screaming "my tongue matters" in the crowd with a mesh mask on in a pandemic that's just who i am

god i wish i could have my pizza

you could feed me during all my hunger

all the things i wanted on it

i screamed for toppings ohhh

i screamed for toppings 

 

here's the deal... cuz i know you're feeling hungry

here's the deal, i can promise you like a million pizzas

here's the deal...

what i can promise, is i'll prepare

a plate of pizzas

and always make the kitchen

smell like fresh bread, sausage & cheese

and i nourish my hunger...

 

i've been running on cheap store-bought pizza, for so long

i wouldn't know, how good pizza was...

pizza hut, dominos, tostinos, i'm better

with pizza, that i made, it's true, darling

 

not to turn into a chef

to light up a pizza

with nothing but cheese and a rolling pin

baby, i'll be like a pizza

i live on sheer deliciousness

i'll do my best never to turn into a pizza...

that's burnt... burnt... burnt...

light me up 'cause pizza's frozen... frozen... frozen...

 

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#lana del rey from NFR!  #lana del rey from NFR!  #lana del rey from NFR!

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In order to keep up with the italian theme, Lana will rename the album to „ringhiera blu“- including the hit buzz singles „ringhiera blu“, „fiore di campo incendio“ and „libro di testo“ :oprah3:

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5 hours ago, YourGirl666 said:

IT LEAKED!!!

BoZ just posted the lyrics of the next single, titled Valley of the Nile

 

my chest

the Sierra Madre

my hips

every high and byway

that you trace

with your fingertips

like a Toyota

run your hands 

over me

like a Land Rover

 

my pussy is the valley of the Nile

your dick is a boat (a boat)

swimming in between my labia

Grabbing my pubian hair

 

cause I

 

neva had a problem talking with you

neva had problem walking with you

neva had a problem holding back

but when you dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

when you wanna dance my heart goes

 

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that

boom like that that

 

 

A classic of American literature for generations to come :wowcry:


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Exclusive LB tea about the new song Cooking for my man: 

 

Meatball, meatball

Spaghetti underneath

Ravioli, ravioli

Great Barrier Reef

Spoiler

:hooker:

 


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1 hour ago, COCC said:


That‘s my jam

 

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you mean... pizza? :usrs:

58 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

here's the deal... cuz i know you're feeling hungry

here's the deal, i can promise you like a million pizzas

here's the deal...

what i can promise, is i'll prepare

a plate of pizzas

and always make the kitchen

smell like fresh bread, sausage & cheese

and i nourish my hunger...

 

i've been running on cheap store-bought pizza, for so long

i wouldn't know, how good pizza was...

pizza hut, dominos, tostinos, i'm better

with pizza, that i made, it's true, darling

 

not to turn into a chef

to light up a pizza

with nothing but cheese and a rolling pin

baby, i'll be like a pizza

i live on sheer deliciousness

i'll do my best never to turn into a pizza...

that's burnt... burnt... burnt...

light me up 'cause pizza's frozen... frozen... frozen...

 

Pizzas GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY

 

16 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Exclusive LB tea about the new song Cooking for my man: 

 

Meatball, meatball

Spaghetti underneath

Ravioli, ravioli

Great Barrier Reef

  Reveal hidden contents

:hooker:

 

 

yesss ladies and gays, new album title-- blue balled tongue


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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58 minutes ago, COCC said:

In order to keep up with the italian theme, Lana will rename the album to „ringhiera blu“- including the hit buzz singles „ringhiera blu“, „fiore di campo incendio“ and „libro di testo“ :oprah3:

Lol omg "il mio corpo è una mappa di LA" #?? :jack:


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26 minutes ago, COCC said:

Map of LA will be the tiramisu of the album :karaoke:

You mean

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Cuz it'll be the beast of BB but a sweet beast. A career highlight


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25 minutes ago, CocaColaCrystalMeth said:

Lol omg "il mio corpo è una mappa di LA" #?? :jack:

 

In piedi dritto come un angelo :karaoke: Salvatore 2.0 :oprah:

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Still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can publicly announce a release date for an album whilst very well aware it wont be the case yet alone be taken seriously by anyone after the whole COTCC release date fiasco that had just happened the day before and still do so knowing all this 

:oopna2:


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35 minutes ago, CocaColaCrystalMeth said:

Still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can publicly announce a release date for an album whilst very well aware it wont be the case yet alone be taken seriously by anyone after the whole COTCC release date fiasco that had just happened the day before and still do so knowing all this 

:oopna2:

 

i don't think she announces dates just for the hell of it. a curveball was thrown when she went thru a break up and had to rethink the album/its themes etc. it's understandable for me anyway


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1 hour ago, Lentilus said:

Well.... we lost. :sadcore3:

Let’s not jump to conclusions, plus there’s enough shit in this world already, let’s not bring back the Antichrist in our lives on top of that :mj3:

Joke aside, correct me if I’m wrong, but there weren’t reports or sightings that she had visited him last summer, when we all thought she had. 
 

She needs to post the tracklist now, we’re discussing S**n again :eek2:

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