Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

 

what is a "lanaboards" and why am i here? 

 

what's a 'successful era' and how do we get one?

[Surf Noir 188,489]

3 minutes ago, Bunny Mozart said:

 

what's a 'successful era' and how do we get one?

 

"post-release era"... what IS THAT? 

[Veinsineon 70,376]

4 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

 

"post-release era"... what IS THAT? 

Didnt u hear?? We're still in the Chemtrails/Summertime post release era.... RCS-BB was never real. Its been debunked as the Lana fandoms very own QAn*n. Behind The Iron Gates is coming Summer 2022 but only on audible. The covers record isnt coming either, and in its place we are getting Nikki Lane's Debut album that has a song which features Lana on backing vocals! It was all just a very silly dream

 

[Surf Noir 188,489]

1 minute ago, Veinsineon said:

Didnt u hear?? We're still in the Chemtrails post release era.... RCS-BB was never real. Its been debunked as the Lana fandoms very own QAn*n. Behind The Iron Gates is coming Summer 2022 but only on audible. It was all just a very silly dream

 

 

all i know is that i need bikini gold & garden of eden, "blue banisters" or whatever it's called could simply NEVER! 

[Furor Poeticus 15,541]

I'm so sad where is it? 

 

My body is a map of LA

I stand straight like an angel

[NikoGo 51,916]

1 hour ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

announcement tomorrow!

I don’t believe it unless you manifest it 

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

I don’t like the way I feel about Lana at the moment, I feel irritated by her and underwhelmed it’s hard to say but I almost feel like I don’t like her personality at all as of late…so it’s affected my anticipation for Blue Banisters. I just want to go back to loving her again as a person not just for her music?

[daphnedinkley 12,395]

im a little late to the collab discussion i fear but honest to god, i'd DIE for a king krule collab. i dont think it could work on BB, but if we ever do get that UV 2.0 that many of us crave, a king krule collab would be PERFECT!!!! she also posted his album cover on insta many moons ago, so we know that she knows he exists! ugh. a girl can dream 

[American Whore 47,526]

if we get a cover can it be montana by zappa 

[Honeyyoung 16,972]

41 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I don’t like the way I feel about Lana at the moment, I feel irritated by her and underwhelmed it’s hard to say but I almost feel like I don’t like her personality at all as of late…so it’s affected my anticipation for Blue Banisters. I just want to go back to loving her again as a person not just for her music?

what did she do recently lmao, this long of an anticipation is only affecting people who are completely desperate for news which is valid but it's not any of lana's business, let the woman work 

[Surf Noir 188,489]

i just need a cover of "riders on the storm" by the doors, it would be perfection  

[brandon 12,043]

47 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I don’t like the way I feel about Lana at the moment, I feel irritated by her and underwhelmed it’s hard to say but I almost feel like I don’t like her personality at all as of late…so it’s affected my anticipation for Blue Banisters. I just want to go back to loving her again as a person not just for her music?

her personality??? lmfaoo we don’t know the woman personally  and she’s been pretty inactive and spending a lot of time with family so? idk what you’re talking about with that one 

 

just say you’re mad she’s taking longer to release the album than you’d like lmao

[Frangipani 11,602]

I waited for you

On the forum you said to wait

In the BB pre-release thread

In the middle of the constant spam

Cause I adored the snippet

I just wanted to hear the full song

You said it would be out soonish

But soonish never caaaammeee

Soonish never came

[DeluluKing 7,268]

2022

[BluebirdXO 7,677]

1 hour ago, ChaoticLipster said:

I don’t like the way I feel about Lana at the moment, I feel irritated by her and underwhelmed it’s hard to say but I almost feel like I don’t like her personality at all as of late…so it’s affected my anticipation for Blue Banisters. I just want to go back to loving her again as a person not just for her music?

 

That's my feeling this era. I don't even care about BB anymore. I'm more excited about other artists releases than Lana

[LanaTheRay 1,452]

Want Lana to surprise drop BB on Lorde’s release day to block her from number one so Lana can solidify her place as the Queen of Alternative and shut all the dirty Lorde stans up who have to audacity to give that devil witch from Snow White looking hoe the title

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

2 hours ago, Honeyyoung said:

what did she do recently lmao, this long of an anticipation is only affecting people who are completely desperate for news which is valid but it's not any of lana's business, let the woman work 

Lack of engagement with fans, being very messy and causing total confusion , lying about release dates when she should really not say anything, the whole question for the culture saga, constantly going on and posting  about people I really don’t care about (Nikki lane etc.) Making us think she’s going to release an album with fire and energy ‘I want revenge’ then gives us slow minimal production ballads…I could go on that’s just off the top of my head. But it’s a real hype killer.  She seems like she’s on another planet at times and not really grounded…she has this ‘oh I do whatever, who cares’ attitude and I don’t really like it. 

[Obduration 6,422]

2 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Lack of engagement with fans, being very messy and causing total confusion , lying about release dates when she should really not say anything, the whole question for the culture saga, constantly going on and posting  about people I really don’t care about (Nikki lane etc.) Making us think she’s going to release an album with fire and energy ‘I want revenge’ then gives us slow minimal production ballads…I could go on that’s just off the top of my head. But it’s a real hype killer.  She seems like she’s on another planet at times and not grounded. 

It’s fine not that deep wildflower wildfire a bop

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

1 minute ago, Obduration said:

It’s fine not that deep wildflower wildfire a bop

The songs are good, just not what l personally wanted from her. But could have been released better it was really anticlimactic. 

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

55 minutes ago, LanaTheRay said:

Want Lana to surprise drop BB on Lorde’s release day to block her from number one so Lana can solidify her place as the Queen of Alternative and shut all the dirty Lorde stans up who have to audacity to give that devil witch from Snow White looking hoe the title

Lorde will be lucky to make top 3 so she doesn’t need to block her, honestly I find Lorde’s album and new songs more interesting I have more hype for Solar Power than BB.