Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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Lana please tell us the title of the album

[Platinum Greenwich 13,534]

1 hour ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

Tracklist based on her insta captions

 

1. Earth Angel

2. Blue Banisters

3. Cicrumnavigation

4. 6 Trips To The Moon

5. Plant Pink Geraniums

6. All The Drama

7. Text Book

8. Love The Way You Loved

9. Cherry Blossom

10. Wildflower Wildfire

11. Go Through The Dark

12. Cake Brother 

+ bonus track 13. Dealer

 

+ of course QFC interlude

 

Plant Pink Geraniums demo leaked 

 

 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,706]

46 minutes ago, Redhydrangeas99 said:

Lana please tell us the title of the album

The title changed so many times that if it’s not on the official cover art that will be on all streaming services, I won’t even believe it. 

[Venice Peach 52,884]

I just had a dream where Lana randomly rescued a bunch of little kids that were kidnapped or something in a van while doing an Instagram live  

Do what you want with that info. Not even in my dreams she does album related things 

[May 13,297]

imagine the collapse if the title is Lizzy Grant AKA Lana Del Rey

[yayoop 4,501]

22 minutes ago, May said:

imagine the collapse if the title is Lizzy Grant AKA Lana Del Rey

or Lana Del Rey AKA Lizzy Grant 

[Beautiful Loser 45,689]

2 hours ago, COCC said:

Are you saying her single „silence“ is coming next week? 

This level of delusion... I like it. 

[May 13,297]

27 minutes ago, yayoop said:

or Lana Del Rey AKA Lizzy Grant 

if the title is literally just ‘AKA’  and she has a variety of songs sounding like her past eras… some sound like Sirens, some LG, some old-style LDR, then modern LDR… so the album sonically goes through each of her eras to create one cumulative record looking back at her whole career. id actually be slayed 

getting critical acclaim on this album would be the biggest ‘fuck you’ she’s been hinting at, because the critics who disregarded her under different names, now have to pay attention bc  they have no choice but to review her shit

of course this will never happen im just being  imaginative  

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

Jenny jumped into the pool

She was swimming with Nikki Lane

I srsly love this song so much I can’t even describe it

[CinnamonGay 10,513]

Idk. I feel it will drop on July 4.

She wants it to make it all about herself..

To be iconic. 

She will def not back out of it....

 

[WaitForLife 4,982]

2 hours ago, May said:

7-5-6-7

what exactly is the pattern here, sis?

5-6-7

Every album gets delayed 1 month longer than the first delay.

[honeybadger 40,620]

somehow through all of this i'm still expecting her to serve visuals

[May 13,297]

40 minutes ago, TerrenceLovesHoneymoon said:

5-6-7

Every album gets delayed 1 month longer than the first delay.

ok but it’s not 5-6-7 it’s 7-5-6-7 . and this record hasn’t been delayed yet so it’s actually 7-5-6 bc we can’t predict the future  so like … where is the pattern in those three numbers? 

[WaitForLife 4,982]

5 minutes ago, May said:

ok but it’s not 5-6-7 it’s 7-5-6-7 . and this record hasn’t been delayed yet so it’s actually 7-5-6 bc we can’t predict the future  so like … where is the pattern in those three numbers? 

Where do you have the first 7? LFL was delayed by 2 months. NFR was supposed to drop in March 2019 and COCC in September 2020.

[May 13,297]

1 minute ago, TerrenceLovesHoneymoon said:

Where do you have the first 7? LFL was delayed by 2 months. NFR was supposed to drop in March 2019 and COCC in September 2020.

 

u know what, u are HALF right, I don’t know where I got the first 7 from .I think I saw ‘7’ in the post I was quoting and put a ‘7’ first as a result.also i failed maths.  so i will give u that . but at the same time there is still no discernible pattern!! it’s COMING July 4th whether you like it or not

[COCC 29,539]

4 minutes ago, May said:

 

u know what, u are HALF right, I don’t know where I got the first 7 from .I think I saw ‘7’ in the post I was quoting and put a ‘7’ first as a result.also i failed maths.  so i will give u that . but at the same time there is still no discernible pattern!! it’s COMING July 4th whether you like it or not

Delulus dont need math. Math needs delulus 

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twitter fags really believe she called the album Santa Clarita Sinners based on literally nothing they are so fucking stupid and that name is just as stupid 

[WaitForLife 4,982]

15 minutes ago, May said:

 

u know what, u are HALF right, I don’t know where I got the first 7 from .I think I saw ‘7’ in the post I was quoting and put a ‘7’ first as a result.also i failed maths.  so i will give u that . but at the same time there is still no discernible pattern!! it’s COMING July 4th whether you like it or not

We will see next week

[lanasbottom 23,687]

lock up all the 15 year olds of this fanbase QUICK 

 

[honeybadger 40,620]

we really get so desperate huh