Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[lustforlife 19,008]

Dealer ft Nikkie Lane is coming 

[ultrabanisters 37,031]

what value does it add to your life knowing one person on an obscure forum believed your lie about a singers album that'll be released soon 

 

our 8th album cycle and there are still people pretending to be insiders like do you not get bored???? 

[Surf Noir 188,639]

Just now, lustforlife said:

Dealer ft Nikkie Lane is coming 

 

i've also heard she'll be doing a ragtime/disco/heavy metal cover of "poker face" featuring niko & topanga, mike dean, joe biden, & cleopatra herself  

[lanasbottom 23,687]

Just now, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

lol they didn't know dealer was confirmed by an insider so i'm 99999% sure they aren't an insider, maybe they're just wanting that fake tracklist to be real? lol

lol no they are just a desperate twink looking for attention by making it seem like they have insider knowledge (spoiler: they don’t.) been like that since cocc 

[lustforlife 19,008]

All the rumors are true yeah 

[Super Movie 50,275]

I heard that there actually is a Blue Banisters video being released and that it's one shot of Nikki Lane dog paddling around a pool and nothing else 

[AFFA 2,115]

1 hour ago, Pico Boulevard said:

Guys I found this on Twitter 

 

 

The barcode in the lower right corner is that of some kind of LED flashlight 

[ultrabanisters 37,031]

1 minute ago, Super Movie said:

I heard that there actually is a Blue Banisters video being released and that it's one shot of Nikki Lane dog paddling around a pool and nothing else 

 

its true i was the pool

[honeybadger 40,620]

1 minute ago, Super Movie said:

I heard that there actually is a Blue Banisters video being released and that it's one shot of Nikki Lane dog paddling around a pool and nothing else 

 

i heard that jenny jumped into the pool and it was a really gruesome accident and her and nikki are now hospitalized, pray for them please they ar in pain and need ksisses 

[lustforlife 19,008]

NEW: Lana to perfome thunder and wap by Cardi B on Live lounge on BBC1 

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

1 hour ago, Pico Boulevard said:

Guys I found this on Twitter 

 

 

 

Has anyone tried reverse image search on the pic in the middle?

Also the fact that they're using the Muara font (the font for COCC) on BB's tracklist (which is supposed to be different) is making me think this is def fake 

[lustforlife 19,008]

Just thinking if critics will say anything bad about the unreleseads to be on the album 

[Surf Noir 188,639]

guys, every tracklist from dbree is fake  

[YourGirl666 12,070]

Alex Turner on Thunder would be peak sex, I need it

[honeybadger 40,620]

blue banisters, her synth pop serve? i think so and nobody can convince me otherwise, she decided to give back to the girls and the gays this year 

[American Whore 47,531]

11 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

 

i heard that jenny jumped into the pool and it was a really gruesome accident and her and nikki are now hospitalized, pray for them please they ar in pain and need ksisses 

 

is that what happened to nikki's voice? tragic 

[lustforlife 19,008]

Me opening the metacritic and seeing the 20 from Sputnik 

[Evergreen 7,594]

1 minute ago, lustforlife said:

Me opening the metacritic and seeing the 20 from Sputnik 

As if we care. As long as she's higher than Lorde on Metacritic we're fine.

[COCC 29,540]

28 minutes ago, past the bushes said:

we got so many news in just a few days idek what's going on  we're not used to being fed this much

I‘m still choking 

[Let the Light In 15,163]

Just for fun till Wednesday