Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[house of balloons 12,770]

how much time left 

[Evergreen 7,594]

1 minute ago, mlittle11 said:

the way tasteless insiders made us think this album was going to be piano only 

Yes, BOZ made us think Arcadia is piano only.

[menslayer 18,263]

I can’t believe she didn’t post the tracklist yesterday 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,016]

2 minutes ago, Writer In The Dark said:

I wonder what the promotion for this album will be... No physicals are available for the 1st week, but they do need a top 10 debut at least. She did 20k with Chemtrails on streaming and this is not enough for the top 10.

a high fashion americana ralph lauren equestrian cowboy serve at the met gala on monday 

[Cherry Blossom 20,092]

i feel so ill lana please post pre order so i can distract myself 

[13beachess 7,509]

2 minutes ago, gsnlp said:

I can’t believe she didn’t post the tracklist yesterday 

 

today she will. and if she won't, she'll do it tomorrow instead. and the day after tomorrow she'll post the album trailer etc. keeping us fed errryday 

[May 13,297]

21 minutes ago, athena said:

theres no bonus tracks coming you idiots

serving

[menslayer 18,263]

4 minutes ago, House of Balloons said:

how much time left 

 

6 hours and 30 minutes I think 

[Icecream Icequeen 4,832]

I just finished a job interview and I’m pretty sure I screwed it up. Lana release Arcadia now please 

[COCC 29,540]

This era is an existential threat: you either get blocked, end in jail or lose your job 

[AW Pussy 4,458]

1 minute ago, gsnlp said:

 

6 hours and 30 minutes I think 

Do we legit know that it's 6:00 PM UK TIME? or are we speculating based on previous singles...??

 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,016]

Just now, COCC said:

This era is an existential threat: you either get blocked, end in jail or lose your job 

it's a ... reset 

[house of balloons 12,770]

2 minutes ago, gsnlp said:

 

6 hours and 30 minutes I think 

fuck i'm taking a nap 

[Bonita 11,759]

1 minute ago, Unban Deluluking said:

Do we legit know that it's 6:00 PM UK TIME? or are we speculating based on previous singles...??

 

 

eclipse said so

[x VB 12,512]

7 minutes ago, gsnlp said:

I can’t believe she didn’t post the tracklist yesterday 

We did it for her, we did it for free 

[menslayer 18,263]

1 minute ago, Icecream Icequeen said:

I just finished a job interview and I’m pretty sure I screwed it up. Lana release Arcadia now please 

I’m so sorry!!!

Arcadia is coming to serve, you don’t need that job. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and I know you’re going to find another one real quick

[AW Pussy 4,458]

2 minutes ago, COCC said:

This era is an existential threat: you either get blocked, end in jail or lose your job 

or go cuckoo and end up in a psych ward 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,016]

5 hours 26 mins to go 

[menslayer 18,263]

OH MY GOD SHE BROKE THE TITLE TRACK AND STRINGS PATTERNS 

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW ERA

[Icecream Icequeen 4,832]

1 minute ago, gsnlp said:

I’m so sorry!!!

Arcadia is coming to serve, you don’t need that job. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and I know you’re going to find another one real quick

 
Thank you for the kind words!

 

I’m sure Arcadia is going to scalp all of us in 6 hours

 

in the meantime I’m going to put on Dealer and sing scream my lungs out