Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[NamiraWilhelm 5,031]

wowee this lady has floored me 

 

well done girl 

[Vanilla Icy 29,591]

this album better serve experimentation and heavy beats, you can't do a revenge record and have it be piano or acoustic guitar driven 

[Blackestday x CN 5,001]

1 minute ago, hornymoon said:

srry but... some of yall have been around long enough to know damn well that miss gurl aint releasing this record till 2022 at the SOONEST and it's gonna be another piano driven jack produced album

 

NO, no jack, no country. no piano. i don't want to hear the words country, jack and piano anymore.

[prettywhenimhigh 48,387]

what is going on my heart can't take this

[Make me your Dream Life 83,087]

We need Serene Queen mama 

[uvbabe 4,730]

I hope this album has the same energy that WHITE HOT FOREVER WHITE HOT FOREVER WHITE HOT FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER 

[annedelrey 1,821]

I have to say that Rock Candy Sweet is the less LDR title, buuut im here for It 

[honeybadger 40,620]

UHFGHDZJFKSFFKDGS;KLERAESNDFKGFJD;ELRZK you know what even if this album doesn't come june 1st she just gave me energy for the next 6 months so i can deal

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

5 minutes ago, hornymoon said:

srry but... some of yall have been around long enough to know damn well that miss gurl aint releasing this record till 2022 at the SOONEST and it's gonna be another piano driven jack produced album

 

Reported. Thank you.

[Fingertips 72,097]

now that November tweet where she said she was working on two albums makes sense

 

I think it will come this year, but not in June. I say sometime between October and November.

[BoardingSchool 2,650]

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 

I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 

 

And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:

 

1. "I Hate You, Patty"

2. "I Hate The Media"

3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"

4. "Dealer"

 

...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

[LanaRayDelMar 2,695]

THIS CAN'T BE REAL OMG WTF LOL NOT THE CHEMTRAILS BTS COVER

[Lustformoney 40,375]

Just now, Contemplating God said:

now that November tweet where she said she was working on two albums makes sense

 

I think it will come this year, but not in June. I say sometime between October and November.

A halloween release that we deserve one year anniversary of halloween emojis meltdown

[OverYourHead 6,090]

Yahhhs Lana x Chupa Chups collab come through, move over Lady Gaga Oreos

[honeybadger 40,620]

Just now, annedelrey said:

I have to say that Rock Candy Sweet is the less LDR title, buuut im here for It 

 

rock candy sweet feels like such a LDR or even lizzy title to me, imagine it next to daytona meth, noir, trash magic (miss america)... rock candy sweet 

[American Whore 47,526]

ummm does Elle know about this? WHOS GONNA TELL HER

[Fingertips 72,097]

Track 1: "Fuck You, You Stupid Fucking Fuck"

[uvbabe 4,730]

She saved Yosemite for the right album and so did the same with Dealer. Our minds ain't brilliant enough to understand hers. 

[Ocean Boulevard 38,980]

15 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

- she said in november she’s working on two albums 

- ben confirmed last week she’s working on two albums

- she herself said last week it has a personal title that sums up her past year 

- she posted a rock emoji 2 months ago 

- she kept dealer last minute for this album

 

and let’s not forget she teased chemtrails 2 weeks after dropping nfr AND didn’t lie about the march release when she told us on insta in december 

 

stop being a negative nancy she’s been working on this one for at least 7 months that album is totally ready already, we’re talking about the woman who wrote her best song's in 15 minutes like PLS have some dangerous hope 

You spilled 

 

[annedelrey 1,821]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

 

rock candy sweet feels like such a LDR or even lizzy title to me, imagine it next to daytona meth, noir, trash magic (miss america)... rock candy sweet 

 

Im thinking about Madonna Hard Candy era and i didnt like It at all