Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[West Coast 44,802]

Not twitter stans believing Lana would cover a fucking Maroon 5 song

 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

we'll see how it is when we get the tracklist - whether today or at another time - but i'm glad she seems to have brought longer songs AND bridges back. nfr, chemtrails and lfl really lacked good bridges

[Fingertips 72,097]

She's probably releasing the album in pieces, so it will be:

 

Text Book

Blue Banisters (breaking her 1-2-1-2 title track streak )

Wildflower Wildfire

 

*insert 11 tracks here*

 

[American Whore 47,526]

who's the new "insider" today? lmao

 

twitter "news" stans need to calm down

[rosemeadexclusivebbnewyorkcity 2,753]

That fake track-list was posted on dbree last night

[lemonadetan 5,049]

i have a feeling that the tracklist is not fully on shazam yet, just the upcoming singles 

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

Blue Banisters, Wildflower Wildfire, & Text Book knowing they’re gonna blow us away in a couple hours

[Frangipani 11,602]

16 minutes ago, TRENCH said:

 

 

i should've been more detailed in how im actually worried that im not falling in love with her music as quickly as i used to, or her future music wont stick for me personally whereas I have loved her entire discography since 2013

 

 

its funny how people in here talk legitimately rude sht about lana all the time and me saying a snippet is boring is somehow equally offensive lmfao 

Just want clarify that I was joking and that you're 100% entitled to your own opinion

[Super Movie 50,274]

Too Cool To Care sounds like the name of a Wattpad fanfiction from 2013 about Harry Styles, there's no way that's actually one of the songs on the album 

[Yosemite 23,566]

9 minutes ago, Marius said:

 

fake tracklists strike again 

 

edit: her maroon  5 moment!!! 

 

Can’t believe Lana’s covering Selena Gomez’ hit single Naturally 

[DeluluKing 7,268]

7 minutes ago, Max said:

 

I hope so, because we need to let the 'Cherry Blossom' cult die 

STOP!!!!!!!! CHERRY BLOSSOM IS GOING TO BE RELEASED AS TRACK 9 AND TASTELESS ^%$#@^ LIKE YOU NEED TO $#%$@#% UP

[Honeyyoung 16,972]

i need a long ass album. 13 songs minimal. 1h30m

[COCC 29,540]

3 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

too cool to care... it’s like they didn’t even try to make it sound believable 

 

I also don't believe it. Buuuut "Fresh out of fucks" is also something that trended many years ago but she used it in VB and made it iconic again 

[HeadBitch 6,038]

6 minutes ago, Marius said:

 

fake tracklists strike again 

 

 

The only authentic leaker for track lists I vouch for is miss Amazon France, which brought us the real cup of tea for Ultraviolence back in 2014.

Were ya'll born by then or were you still fetuses, like Clementine?

 

 

[yourolllikethunder 4,843]

Honestly you gotta love that all these fakers do it on Notepad so the text looks courier sans/HTML code-y  the dedication!

[Distantly 3,809]

If she’s gonna cover a song that’s on topic with that we think this album might be about I want her to do Fame by Irene Cara (unpopular opinion I’m sure)

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

That track list is fake as a reliable source said Rock Candy Sweet was a lyric not a song

[lanasgirl 3,799]

9 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

The way I skimmed your post and thought you prepped your grandparents for a joint session 

Lmao I can't

[West Coast 44,802]

1 minute ago, yourolllikethunder said:

Honestly you gotta love that all these fakers do it on Notepad so the text looks courier sans/HTML code-y  the dedication!

 

we really should appreciate the dedication and the boldness, coming up with these ugly song titles 

[hashtagtylerh 3,934]

Not the insiders coming up with fake tracklists to distract from the fact that the drop was delayed and Lana isn't releasing anything today   

 

Jk un-manifesting