Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[#glimmeringdarling 4,545]

I just need some type of late 90’s grunge aesthetic a la Garbage, pixies or portishead.. also hope the actual music has some type of industrial futuristic experimental sound.. I kinda thought she was headed for a more grunge aesthetic via her mojo cover.. which I could see working for RCS if it’s still own project.. which I admire the title, rock candy is weird and Lowkey gross and it’s sweetness isn’t even that sweet.. so I hope this is Lana’s era where she doesn’t play it safe or nice ...

[Make me your Dream Life 82,980]

I want this album to surprise shock and faint satan, or like scare someone like grimes into permanently living a normal civilian's life and work in a normal office job all glad. soul shaking. jaw dropping. witty. clever. spicy spicy. 

[Lustformoney 40,374]

1 hour ago, #glimmeringdarling said:

I just need some type of late 90’s grunge aesthetic a la Garbage, pixies or portishead.. also hope the actual music has some type of industrial futuristic experimental sound.. I kinda thought she was headed for a more grunge aesthetic via her mojo cover.. which I could see working for RCS if it’s still own project.. which I admire the title, rock candy is weird and Lowkey gross and it’s sweetness isn’t even that sweet.. so I hope this is Lana’s era where she doesn’t play it safe or nice ...

 

28 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

I want this album to surprise shock and faint satan, or like scare someone like grimes into permanently living a normal civilian's life and work in a normal office job all glad. soul shaking. jaw dropping. witty. clever. spicy spicy. 

I have bad news for u we r forever stuck in a piano flop dimension 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,980]

or lustformoney to give and serve for nonprofits 

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

18 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

 

I have bad news for u we r forever stuck in a piano flop dimension 

Lustformoney’s nightmares these days:

no hate, I’m just goofing around

[evalionisameme 13,499]

The only direction I can see her heading in is enya at this point 

[Surf Noir 188,278]

i'm actually really glad we're discussing how ridiculous it is that our posts get moved, i understand in certain circumstances when it gets really crazy in the pre-release thread but for the most part i really don't think any posts should be moved at all, if i post in this thread, i'm obviously posting here for a reason, and this is the most popular thread on the website so why would i post anywhere else? i feel like the random lana disussion thread is just a dumping ground for these posts at this point and i feel like i can't post there when i see fit because it'll get buried 

[evalionisameme 13,499]

53 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

I want this album to surprise shock and faint satan, or like scare someone like grimes into permanently living a normal civilian's life and work in a normal office job all glad. soul shaking. jaw dropping. witty. clever. spicy spicy. 

You will get enya and deal 

[Terrence Loves Me 71,593]

3 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm actually really glad we're discussing how ridiculous it is that our posts get moved, i understand in certain circumstances when it gets really crazy in the pre-release thread but for the most part i really don't think any posts should be moved at all, if i post in this thread, i'm obviously posting here for a reason, and this is the most popular thread on the website so why would i post in the triple-single thread or the "text book" thread? i feel like the random lana disussion thread is just a dumping ground for these posts at this point and i feel like i can't post there when i see fit because it'll get buried 

yeah like... i don't remember it ever being this annoying, it seemed to start happening during the chemtrails era last year.. not sure why

 

anyway i wonder when we'll get more tea from insiders cus they said that the triple release was only the beginning and that was nearly 3 weeks ago now so... hopefully something happens soon or someone spills 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,980]

. what flavor will the bb mel's milkshake be miss 

[Surf Noir 188,278]

2 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

. what flavor will the bb mel's milkshake be miss 

 

blueberry!  

[ChaoticLipster 23,794]

1 hour ago, Diamantes WILD said:

I want this album to surprise shock and faint satan, or like scare someone like grimes into permanently living a normal civilian's life and work in a normal office job all glad. soul shaking. jaw dropping. witty. clever. spicy spicy. 

Lol …she’s gonna release more piano ballads about her friends nothing remotely close to that will ever happen.

[littleredpartydress 48,730]

9 minutes ago, Diamantes WILD said:

. what flavor will the bb mel's milkshake be miss 

Pool water

[BluebirdXO 7,677]

58 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

I have bad news for u we r forever stuck in a piano flop dimension 

 

Oh my heart it breaks every time that you say it

 

 

[Rust Dress 37,545]

7 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Lol …she’s gonna release more piano ballads about her friends nothing remotely close to that will ever happen.

and there’s nothing wrong with that 

[BluebirdXO 7,677]

39 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

You will get enya and deal 

 

I love Enya, so I approve 

[Honeyyoung 16,972]

i think the issue that i'm facing is that even though the piano songs are good, we're getting them back-to-back. i think she should space them out and have some variety, she seems too much on her comfort zone.

Spoiler

piano songs? sure, as long as it's an ORGAN.

 

[The Stargirl Pinky 66,866]

24 minutes ago, BluebirdXO said:

 

I love Enya, so I approve 

Lead single Orinoco Hoe coming June 18th

[Pink Flamingo 15,997]

39 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

Lol …she’s gonna release more piano ballads about her friends nothing remotely close to that will ever happen.

Lana's obssesed with the name dropping since QFTC post, since then most of the song she has released mention a friend/family of her

[shady 3,749]

2 hours ago, #glimmeringdarling said:

I just need some type of late 90’s grunge aesthetic a la Garbage, pixies or portishead.. also hope the actual music has some type of industrial futuristic experimental sound.. I kinda thought she was headed for a more grunge aesthetic via her mojo cover.. which I could see working for RCS if it’s still own project.. which I admire the title, rock candy is weird and Lowkey gross and it’s sweetness isn’t even that sweet.. so I hope this is Lana’s era where she doesn’t play it safe or nice ...

 

Bestie me too but that Lana is long gone. You're too ambitious but I think at least half of fans share your opinion. Go listen to Ultraviolence and act like you've never heard it before. R.I.P. edgy Lana 

 

I wish she was more 70s rock n roll groupie aesthetic but that's too juvenile for her now and she has already had that kind of vibe in Ride. I adored grunge but got sick in late high school lmao. 

She gives me soccer mom vibes or that aunt who used to be cool until she settled down. I don't think she's ever planning an edgy era again, look at rockstars, they usually become  mellow in their late 30s and completely stop making music in their 40s.