Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Veinsineon 70,300]

I just hope artworks werent shot by miss Cuck on an iPhone like the last time we got multiple singles in a day 

[Elle 113,723]

Just received a weird omen.. I was flipping through the television channels and briefly stumbled across a baseball game, and right when I stopped at the channel the announcer said "Text book! I'm speechless!" 

A little premonition about what fans will be saying tomorrow it seems..

[Honeyyoung 16,972]

SO I TURN BUT I LEARN

[CyberCherry 2,039]

Anyways... Mike Dean, I love you 

[West Coast 44,800]

Just now, mansfield ringer said:

I just hope artworks werent shot by miss Cuck on an iPhone like the last time we got multiple singles in a day 

 

Well let's hope that while Chuckee is preggo she put the camera off to the side 

[NikoGo 51,860]

I can’t we’re going to finally paint our banisters tomorrow, and get our weather vane fixed

 

Just two days ago I didn’t think we were gonna get any music until June or July 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,980]

wait the snippet is out?????? 

[Veinsineon 70,300]

1 minute ago, Max said:

 

Well let's hope that while Chuckee is preggo she put the camera off to the side 

So what you're saying is Lana's next single cover will be an ultrasound ?? Chuck not going anywhere i dont think 

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,014]

3 minutes ago, mansfield ringer said:

I just hope artworks werent shot by miss Cuck on an iPhone like the last time we got multiple singles in a day 

Apparently its worse... the three singles just have the car selfie but edited in three different ways. We didn't think it could get worse than Chuck but Lana is always one to prove us wrong! 

[littleredpartydress 48,730]

Just now, Diamantes WILD said:

wait the snippet is out?????? 

Yes on Mike deans tiktok

[Surf Noir 188,278]

this entire day has been exhausting...

 

but i'm still ready for the triple single release... i am still hyped! 

[expandableclitoris 9,087]

Please the snippet is so good. 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,980]

Just now, littleredpartydress said:

Yes on Mike deans tiktok

TF WE TALKING BOUT DARLA THEN YESSSSS

[Elle 113,723]

8 minutes ago, Elle said:

Just received a weird omen.. I was flipping through the television channels and briefly stumbled across a baseball game, and right when I stopped at the channel the announcer said "Text book! I'm speechless!" 

A little premonition about what fans will be saying tomorrow it seems..

 

literally just went scouring the internet to find a recap of this so I could share it with you all because I read way too much into little signs like this LOL

https://www.mlb.com/video/aaron-loup-in-play-run-s-to-william-contreras

@ 0:14 

Text book confirmed to leave us all speechless tomorrow xx

 

[Veinsineon 70,300]

2 minutes ago, Say Yes to Heaven said:

Apparently its worse... the three singles just have the car selfie but edited in three different ways. We didn't think it could get worse than Chuck but Lana is always one to prove us wrong! 

IM .....

Spoiler

 

[West Coast 44,800]

2 minutes ago, mansfield ringer said:

So what you're saying is Lana's next single cover will be an ultrasound ?? Chuck not going anywhere i dont think 

 

Well now that you say it, Chuck's unborn baby prolly took the singles covers from the womb. 

[Mer 51,438]

Widlflower sounds like Mariners, VB, and COTCC's BABY AND I AM HERE FOR IT 

[honeybadger 40,620]

i'm here for the single covers being the same car selfie, how ICONIC

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3 minutes ago, Elle said:

Just received a weird omen.. I was flipping through the television channels and briefly stumbled across a baseball game, and right when I stopped at the channel the announcer said "Text book! I'm speechless!" 

A little premonition about what fans will be saying tomorrow it seems..

I had a lucid dream a few nights ago in which I had a long conversation with some spirit guides and other interesting astral characters. I brought up Lana and my main SG said that we would soon be entering the golden age of Lana Del Rey. I was confused because while I loved everything she releases I would assume that would be 2012-2015. But apparently with the current trajectory we are on (things aren't fixed) the next five years are going to be Lana's career higlights and her peak pop cultural resonance. So you can imagine how I felt when I found out we are getting three singles tomorrow and they are all serves

[West Coast 44,800]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

i'm here for the single covers being the same car selfie, how ICONIC

 

Not only am I unmanifesting, but I'm about to got to church, light a candle and repent for my sins. This woman's obsession with that fucking selfie needs to be put to rest honestly.