Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[honeybadger 40,620]

i literally made this in a towel right after i got out of the shower and it took max 5 minutes  even if she likes the aesthetic of the other photo im sure there's a nicer and better way to express that same aesthetic... manifesting that not being the cover

[NikoGo 51,539]

Just now, cru3lworld said:

yall know that lana is gunna get so annoyed that everyone is confused and make another video while eating denny's 

thank god some clarity more kindle to the confusion fire 

[Paris Hilton 8,973]

If she is going to be lazy as fuck why can't she tell a fan to design something for her? She won't be doing anything really...

[honeybadger 40,620]

the only thing that worries me is this potentially being a hip hop album with mike dean and also her response to QFTC. and "my friends are rappers" etc. and released on the 4th of july. it's just a scary mix 

[Paris Hilton 8,973]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

the only thing that worries me is this potentially being a hip hop album with mike dean and also her response to QFTC. and "my friends are rappers" etc. and released on the 4th of july. it's just a scary mix 

I think that's camp and very #girlboss

[BluebirdXO 7,677]

2 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

If she is going to be lazy as fuck why can't she tell a fan to design something for her? She won't be doing anything really...

 

Creating a contest for the cover would also be a great marketing strategy, while blessing us with visuals

[LanaHead 15]

To me this is under the same album as Chemtrails or is a sister album... I only figured out years later that Paradise was a different album to Born to Die.

[domandapiano 11,586]

Whatever the fuck happens, I just hope she actually can release this when she wants and still feels connected to it. I can’t handle another Chemtrails situation where it’s out for one day and she’s over it. Lol 

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,803]

1 minute ago, honeybadger said:

the only thing that worries me is this potentially being a hip hop album with mike dean and also her response to QFTC. and "my friends are rappers" etc. and released on the 4th of july. it's just a scary mix 

Yeah, allegedly challenging accusations of cultural appropriation on a hip hop record would be..a choice..

 

if that original announcement post is any indication of what the album would be like, I would guess that there’ll probably be some rap features on it as well. Who knows, though 

[Paris Hilton 8,973]

Just now, BluebirdXO said:

 

Creating a contest for the cover would also be a great marketing strategy, while blessing us with visuals

Right... She should partnership with Adobe or something Gaga did.

 

It would be a serve. I can imagine a booklet full of photos taken by Chuck and fan arts.

[Ocean Boulevard 38,884]

4 hours ago, honeymo0n said:

And Tim Larcome

Didn't we say the same thing last time...?

Omg yes Tim Larcombe!!!

 

Yup we said the sane thing last time...we are clowns through and through 

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

Instagram notifications: Lana Del Rey has posted for the first time in a while

 

Lana stans checking her post:

[Vanilla Icy 29,591]

5 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

the only thing that worries me is this potentially being a hip hop album with mike dean and also her response to QFTC. and "my friends are rappers" etc. and released on the 4th of july. it's just a scary mix 

 

i think that’s exactly what she’ll be going for, especially after her “i date rappers and made an album with hip hop influences” comment

[FredRed 4,485]

4 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

the only thing that worries me is this potentially being a hip hop album with mike dean and also her response to QFTC. and "my friends are rappers" etc. and released on the 4th of july. it's just a scary mix 

The 4th of July release can't turn out well. She will probably wear American flag socks and get dragged for it.

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

if she took away that ugly ass camera border and the text, it would look okay. just okay. 

[Super Movie 50,262]

When Blue Banisters is to COCC as Paradise is to BTD 

[lanadelrat 584]

I had a dream that the album was very rock inspired like shades of cool, ultra violence, but also had a b-side that was very diet mountain dew and off to the races

 

blue bannisters confirmed

[NikoGo 51,539]

I feel like I’m the only one who feels like this is going to be completely different from COTCC

 

Can’t wait for her next post, May 16th

[Ocean Boulevard 38,884]

Manifesting a snippet tonight 

cause I still can't believe that this album exists..it feels like she is trolling somehow

 

 

2 minutes ago, lanadelrat said:

I had a dream that the album was very rock inspired like shades of cool, ultra violence, but also had a b-side that was very diet mountain dew and off to the races

 

blue bannisters confirmed

MANIFESTING THIS HARD

[plastiscguy 57,829]

When will this madness end... I'm so tired...