Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

[Honeyyoung 16,968]

it's 4 stars yall calm down

[Surf Noir 188,117]

honestly at this point would it be a surprise if somebody did rate it 4/100?

[details 15,231]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

honestly at this point would it be a surprise if somebody did rate it 4/100?

her born this way 0/100 moment

[Honeyyoung 16,968]

lorde took lana's melody and now lana's taking solar power's score 

[Doll Harlow 12,349]

[longtimeman 7,826]

1 minute ago, Doll Harlow said:

In honour of this, I'm going out and voting for Boris Johnson, and buying a dozen packets of individually wrapped plastic straws.

[prettywhenimhigh 48,263]

2222 make a wish

[lustforlife 19,008]

28 minutes ago, Dealer Magnus Opus said:

Gurl we know ur just campaigning for Liar Of The Year…

And u for go fuck ur self of the year 

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,803]

Spoiler

I thought Lana was saying, “but period” instead of “blue period” in BBS

 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,674]

[lustforlife 19,008]

The Irish Times review on AOTY is false too 

 

They gave COCC 100 praying 

 

[longtimeman 7,826]

OK, listening to the album for the first time, now that it's streaming legally. I'm not sure I'm going to survive listening to this every day ten or twelve times for the next few months, but i don't think I have a choice.

Also, did we always know that Nectar of the Gods (or whatever it used to be called) is a heroin song? I somehow missed that.

[Make me your Dream Life 82,674]

PAGE 777 MANIFESTING PICTURE DISCS 

[pin up galore 17,776]

*lana never once mentioning weight gain* 

guardian: "lAnAs wEaVInG wEiGHt gAIn inTO hEr AeSThetIC"

 

like if u wanna start ur review by calling her fat why not just say that instead of bobbing around it, like the same message is spread either way literally GTFO  and as to say her weight was ever a factor in her aesthetic??? 

[Honeyyoung 16,968]

why are the A.V. club and the irish times reviews redirecting to the irish examiner review?

[Icecream Icequeen 4,832]

Welp here goes my hope for a 90 Metacritic score

 

At least there's always LDR9

 

Announcement in 3 hours 

[lustforlife 19,008]

3 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

why are the A.V. club and the irish times reviews redirecting to the irish examiner review?

Because people make it on AOTY. Both are false 

[Venice Peach 52,881]

1 minute ago, pin up galore said:

*lana never once mentioning weight gain* 

guardian: "lAnAs wEaVInG wEiGHt gAIn inTO hEr AeSThetIC"

 

like if u wanna start ur review by calling her fat why not just say that instead of bobbing around it, like the same message is spread either way literally GTFO  and as to say her weight was ever a factor in her aesthetic??? 

I think she implies it a bit but they literally missed the whole point of the song 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,674]

the universe should pull a 180 and have reviewers be reviewed too 

[SELPHlES 61]

fantano about to fry that bad girl line on bbs and all of the reworks