Apple Spring Event: March 8, 2022 "Peek Performance"

[American Whore 47,360]

 

It's that tiiiiime again ladies and gays and everyone else. Apple event time. 

 

 

 

so what are we gonna predict we'll see?

 

 

[the ocean 67,620]

i'm so out of touch with apple stuff tbh

 

i had an iphone 6s for literal years and was completely content with it and only recently got an iphone 11 cause it was gifted

[American Whore 47,360]

4 minutes ago, the ocean said:

i'm so out of touch with apple stuff tbh

 

i had an iphone 6s for literal years and was completely content with it and only recently got an iphone 11 cause it was gifted

 

i have all tingzzz apple tbh  i'm on my macbook, i have my ipad pro, my iphone. i'm content with what i have but i really want a macbook pro 16in for the screen size for writing bc i wanna start writing books at some point. i don't expect to see an updated macbook pro 16 in though i think that'll be in the fall 

 

i love apple events. like i buy their stuff bc i can trust them with privacy and stuff yknow what i mean? i don't have much to hide (just illegally downloaded music tbh) but like i don't want the government spying on meeeeeee so i get apple stuff for that fact 

[Sugar Venom 9,651]

Now you can get micro speakers implanted in your ear canals and listen to music wirelessly wherever you want! Apple contacts with special high definition camera lens allows you to take pictures with your eyes and send them to your phone, or your bestie’s eyes so they can see what you see. Improved front facing camera with new hologram projection so you can chat directly with the FBI agent who’s been monitoring you 

[Surf Noir 188,274]

not me seeing this thread & thinking it was an event that lana was going to perform at 

[American Whore 47,360]

2 minutes ago, Sugar Venom said:

Now you can get micro speakers implanted in your ear canals and listen to music wirelessly wherever you want! Apple contacts with special high definition camera lens allows you to take pictures with your eyes and send them to your phone, or your bestie’s eyes so they can see what you see. Improved front facing camera with new hologram projection so you can chat directly with the FBI agent who’s been monitoring you 

 

gorl my fbi agent hates me 

[the ocean 67,620]

19 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

 

i have all tingzzz apple tbh  i'm on my macbook, i have my ipad pro, my iphone. i'm content with what i have but i really want a macbook pro 16in for the screen size for writing bc i wanna start writing books at some point. i don't expect to see an updated macbook pro 16 in though i think that'll be in the fall 

 

i love apple events. like i buy their stuff bc i can trust them with privacy and stuff yknow what i mean? i don't have much to hide (just illegally downloaded music tbh) but like i don't want the government spying on meeeeeee so i get apple stuff for that fact 

 

i have a lot of apple things but i don't really stay up to date with it i just get it and then keep it for like 5 years

[Mer 51,361]

Mac "Studio" (purportedly a desktop Mac between the Mini and the Pro), and a 27" Studio display priced cheaper than the Pro Display XDR (might be an instant buy, depending on how much cheaper. If priced 2000 or below, yes.). 

 

iPhone SE 3 (same design + new chips and 5G) 

 

iPad Air 

 

new iPhone 13 color (possibly Green). 

[the ocean 67,620]

if apple makes an iphone se plus i will buy that shit immediately 

Spoiler

i won't actually cause i just got a new phone but it's the thought that counts

 

[Mer 51,361]

full disclosure i work for a company that is apple adjacent but these are just based of rumors i've seen online. i do not have any inside information and am curious to see if those who claim to will be correct. 

 

32 minutes ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

i really want a macbook pro 16in for the screen size for writing bc i wanna start writing books at some point. i don't expect to see an updated macbook pro 16 in though i think that'll be in the fall 

 

they just updated their MBPs in Oct. of 2021. Expect the same design for the next 4-5 years with spec bumps in yearly to 18 month increments. 

[American Whore 47,360]

31 minutes ago, Mer said:

Mac "Studio" (purportedly a desktop Mac between the Mini and the Pro), and a 27" Studio display priced cheaper than the Pro Display XDR (might be an instant buy, depending on how much cheaper. If priced 2000 or below, yes.). 

 

iPhone SE 3 (same design + new chips and 5G) 

 

iPad Air 

 

new iPhone 13 color (possibly Green). 

 

I heard about these!! But I have a feeling they’ll do a refresh for the iPad Pros? Since they did one in spring 2020 and spring 2021, i think it makes the most sense but nobody’s really leaking info on it so we’ll see. That’s my big hope for this, because I need to upgrade my iPad Pro at this point, it’s starting to show its age

[Make me your Dream Life 82,701]

i'd love if they had hologram technology nightlamps etc. for past performances that'd be amazing 

[TRENCH 15,340]

I will be watching

cant wait to see how thinner the bezel is for the new ipad. Nothing says we are evolutionizing as a species like the thinness of a bezel [since apple doesn't innovate anymore] 

[baddisease 15,858]

what if Lana performs for them again?

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Mac Studio with StudioDisplay

 

[the ocean 67,620]

but does the iphone se have a headphone jack /s

[Mer 51,361]

She's hot. 

GET TO THE DISPLAY PRICE WOMAN I NEED TO KNOW IF I CAN AFFORD THIS OR NOT 

[TRENCH 15,340]

can support up to 5 screens simultaneously

has SD card slot in the front

 

 

 

 

 

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