LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Dreamboy 1,528]

2 minutes ago, marryingkind said:

The tunnel is a metaphor for my ass bc I know that this song is going to fuck me so hard that I’ll be HOSPITALIZED 

Do you know that there's a bottom under a tunnel in ocean blvd and that bottom is me?

[West Coast 44,804]

2 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

I’m so over the long titles

it's becoming corny

[Golden Hour 4,971]

5 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

I’m so over the long titles

 

Lana hasn't really had a long song title since HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI. Even then the only other ones that are particularly long are GBAATBPII and WTWWAWWKD.

[Venice Peach 52,967]

Wasn't Traces Of You the alleged title of that other unknown snippet that leaked a bit after the other ones? It sounded like a more finished version of Fingertips so maybe that's the real opening track title 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,115]

tunnels are now part of lana del rey lore 

[rosemeadexclusivebbnewyorkcity 2,753]

I want a lyric as iconic as "crypto forever screams your stupid boyfriend — fuck you Kevin!"

[Offtotheraces01 2,771]

15 minutes ago, marryingkind said:

YES.

lfl literally was my best friend back in 2017

Yes, I had fell in love with Lana after honeymoon  when I was like 16 and 17 when lust for life came out! She’s been my girl 😭

[Make me your Dream Life 83,115]

footage of lana del rey fans fighting off sea monsters from said tunnel 

[Venice Peach 52,967]

5 hours ago, Fever said:

footage of lana del rey fans fighting off sea monsters from said tunnel 

 

The monster in question 

[The Siren 29,037]

1 minute ago, Venice Peach said:

The monster in question 

omg the album artwork looks fucking good

[your china doll 324]

It's fucking 5 am where I live and I just had not one but TWO fucking dreams about Lana's record and I interrupted my sleep because my stupid ass got too excited

Spoiler

And ofc now I can't sleep so I had to tell you my dream

 

The first dream was me waking up to an LDR post (not Honeymoon post) that the album called death never came and it was a total pink cover, without her face or sth, just pink and I was so disappointed BUT then I put it on Spotify and it was so good that I couldn't stop crying. It was 80s techno sound and it had a song about her pet, but I don't remember anything else

 

The second dream was about my vinyl being delivered early so I got to listen to the record like 2 months in advance. I don't remember the cover, I remember that inside there was a cheap booklet with very thin paper like newspaper and again, I was really disappointed. But now we go to the fun part: the music had fucking organ in it, like the doors Ray's organ, and it had a song called "if I don't have a boyfriend then why am I pregnant" and a song about hair loss

 

Lana sweetie I physically CANNOT take this fake enthusiasm every fucking day I hope you understand that

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

13 minutes ago, West Coast said:

it's becoming corny

 

16 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

I’m so over the long titles

Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard & I’m So Over the Long Titles - It’s Becoming Corny double mv coming December 9th!

[The Siren 29,037]

1 minute ago, your china doll said:

It was 80s techno sound and it had a song about her pet, but I don't remember anything else

Niko or Topenga? Tex or Mex?

1 minute ago, your china doll said:

and it had a song called "if I don't have a boyfriend then why am I pregnant" and a song about hair loss

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

19 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

I’m so over the long titles

 Lana thinks she’s doing something edgy and artistic but she isn’t …long titles sound pretentious. 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

Niko or Topenga? Tex or Mex?

 Chuck or Win?

[Make me your Dream Life 83,115]

2 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

The monster in question 

[West Coast 44,804]

1 minute ago, shadesofcrazyforyou said:

 

Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard & I’m So Over the Long Titles - It’s Becoming Corny double mv coming December 9th!

This has me thinking that she should've used "There's Nothing Wrong Contemplating God Over the Chemtrails Under the Country Club" as a song/album title

[Make me your Dream Life 83,115]

5 hours ago, Fever said:

footage of lana del rey fans fighting off sea monsters from said tunnel 

the freaky fans 

[The Siren 29,037]

21 minutes ago, ShadesOfFool said:

I’m so over the long titles

i hope she serves fall out boy length of titles

• Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn't Get Sued
• I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
• I Slept with Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
• Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)
• I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers
• I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You)
• My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)

[RELIGION 592]

I stg how do We just wake up one day and all the sudden lanas releasing music. I stg