LDR9 - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Trrrrrr 1,156]

even not early next year

that one should shut up if she/he knows nothing

[the ocean 67,620]

5 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

Unless it's the Schrödinger album 

this is a great name for any teased album / album people know exists that is both not released but also isn't unreleased

like we need this to catch on

[Venice Peach 52,911]

I don't want to keep discussing the same thing over and over cause deuxmoi is bullshit (but I can't contain myself ) but Ben teased the album multiple times after what happened to her laptop (before we knew about it of course). We know that he likes to hype and tease just for the sake of it sometimes but he wouldn't just straight up lie if the whole album process/rollout was actually paralyzed and in a "we're figuring it out" state.

 

He was teasing a lot in the spring, stopped in the summer (theft) and started teasing the album again around 1-2 months ago (the album was probably really close to being finished at that point). The timeline of the events just makes sense 

 

[Let the Light In 15,134]

It’s just Lana trying to get us ready for a surprise release by making us believe it’s not coming soon.

[SalvaWHORE 32,628]

At this point im believing anything

[Jaeden xx 7,110]

On 11/11/2022 at 11:29 PM, Whore of Tropico said:

At this point im believing anything

Not believing anything until I hear a full song in my ears 

[Pink Flamingo 15,834]

why are we taking Deuxmoi as a reliable source? literally anyone can send "information" 

[Prettywhenyoudye 1,508]

what the heck is a deuxmoi

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

Just now, Prettywhenyoudye said:

what the heck is a deuxmoi

James Charles

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,216]

19 minutes ago, Prettywhenyoudye said:

what the heck is a deuxmoi

Deuxmoi is a anonymous entertainment gossip source (Instagram). Civilians (or a celebs PR) send deuxmoi a direct message or email about a celeb sighting, upcoming project, or drama from their personal life, anonymously. Deuxmoi senders famously add "anon pls" as a request at the end of their tips . Keep in mind anybody can say anything, some stan started a rumor about Lana "pulling a Karen" at a Target location due to BB CDs being "placed for sale too early". It never happened but one of the admins ran with it. Also one of the founders is related to a socialite, if I can remember correctly #lameinternethistorylesson

 

Edit: Deuxmoi also has a fangroup/snarkgroup of people on Instagram (and reddit I think?) who dissect what celebrity certain "Blind Items" are talking about

[SalvaWHORE 32,628]

 

Okay one last fake album cover + tracklist thing-y before official album announcement this Tuesday 

 

Tracklist

1. Death Never Came  •  4:23
2. Long Nails On Your Back  •  3:41  
3. Stars Align  •  4:01
4. Waist Deep In Icy Waves  •  3:58
5. Rockefeller  •  5:05
6. Magic of Soft Desire   •  3:25
7. Super 8 Movie Baby  •  5:43
8. Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed  •   3:08 
9. Peach Fuzz  •  4:47
10. Del Norte County Interlude  •  0:55
11. 1998  •  4:12
12. Honeymoon From Hell  •  4:51
13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More  •  3:35
14. Nadar De Noche (feat. ROSALÍA)  •  4:27
15. At Peace At Last  • 6:42
16. To Liz  •  5:31

Album length: 1:05:04 (because why? Fuck the streaming era, fuck the less-than-3-minute songs era).

 

 

 

Spoiler

Bonus tracks

17. Roses Bloom For You

18. Watercolor Eyes

19. Snow On The Beach (Taylor Swift & Lana Del Rey)

20. Buddy's Rendezvous (Lana Del Rey & Father John Misty)

 

[bluechemtrails 22,704]

at least we know on Tuesday that one insider was wrong 

 

and we already know that one is wrong 

[Make me your Dream Life 82,700]

U know what I’m not gonna ask for anything but I am gonna put out to the universe that I’m ready for something. I’m vibing

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

the funniest thing will be when the tracklist is actually revealed and "rockefeller" is no where to be found, but it's just under a different title. just like when we got the "in your car" snippet and couldn't believe when it was called "love song". it took me awhile to get used to that name. 

[Taco Truck x VB 3,516]

17 minutes ago, xxmissdaytonaxx said:

the funniest thing will be when the tracklist is actually revealed and "rockefeller" is no where to be found, but it's just under a different title. just like when we got the "in your car" snippet and couldn't believe when it was called "love song". it took me awhile to get used to that name. 

i replayed that and ‘cinnamon’ all the time does anyone remember the ‘lana release cinnamon’ song on youtube?

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,774]

imagine a track list that has features with:

father John misty

weyes blood (probably with nikki lane too sadly)

AND

the weeknd

kali uchis

 

like I think this would be a slay….

[Sunset Opal 4,266]

I am happy that I was sleeping 

Miss Doll is debunked and DragonWhore just gave me a new light of hope for that album…HM X UV 

[lake placid 2,686]

5 minutes ago, Sunset Opal said:

Miss Doll is debunked

how?? what did i miss, i was really exited for Tuesday 

[ultrabanisters 36,894]

does anyone remember that fan made song title from a tracklist someone made either from the COCC or BB pre-release that had elizabeth in the title that shi was so good what was it 

 

 

[Jaeden xx 7,110]

3 hours ago, Whore of Tropico said:

 

Okay one last fake album cover + tracklist thing-y before official album announcement this Tuesday 

 

Tracklist

1. Death Never Came  •  4:23
2. Long Nails On Your Back  •  3:41  
3. Stars Align  •  4:01
4. Waist Deep In Icy Waves  •  3:58
5. Rockefeller  •  5:05
6. Magic of Soft Desire   •  3:25
7. Super 8 Movie Baby  •  5:43
8. Never Too Late To Stay In My Bed  •   3:08 
9. Peach Fuzz  •  4:47
10. Del Norte County Interlude  •  0:55
11. 1998  •  4:12
12. Honeymoon From Hell  •  4:51
13. If You Want A Little More - Chill A Little More  •  3:35
14. Nadar De Noche (feat. ROSALÍA)  •  4:27
15. At Peace At Last  • 6:42
16. To Liz  •  5:31

Album length: 1:05:04 (because why? Fuck the streaming era, fuck the less-than-3-minute songs era).

 

 

 

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Bonus tracks

17. Roses Bloom For You

18. Watercolor Eyes

19. Snow On The Beach (Taylor Swift & Lana Del Rey)

20. Buddy's Rendezvous (Lana Del Rey & Father John Misty)

 

Rosalia is so random but tbh I am here for it 

4 minutes ago, archiemm said:

does anyone remember that fan made song title from a tracklist someone made either from the COCC or BB pre-release that had elizabeth in the title that shi was so good what was it 

 

 

Something like Liz I'm calling from South Carolina something like that but that was real good