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Lana's Birthday 2022

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So tomorrow is Lana's birthday, who's bringing the cake?

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I'm bringing potatah salad (without raisins it's a sin to put raisins in it)

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I'll make her whatever cake she wants (I hope she likes carrot cake ngl).ย :oprah3:

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It's the least I could do forย my fellow Cancer sister.ย :heart:

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1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

I wrote down Moscow Mules, Aperol Spritz, and salt and vinegar chips on the Google docย :true:

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ooo salt n vinegar YES YESSSS YES


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2 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

I wrote down Moscow Mules, Aperol Spritz, and salt and vinegar chips on the Google docย :true:


as long as you bring ghey waterย :oic2:

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3 minutes ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:

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oh i know she would eat that whole thing of hummus (bc i would too), you better bring 2. she seems like a hummus queen, queen of taste


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Because I wanted to be first if she reads thisย Iโ€™m pre-greeting her today. Pre-happy, but also happy birthday Miss Lana Del Rey may you lunaphotosynthesize all that planetary energy and that you have thee best of a day as well as even better surprises filled with laughter good times and awesome moments for you to carry and remember for the longest. Thank ya for the music all thee amazing vibes, Brow Bone.

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Also not to pry but will you be sharing your cake on sosh, if so what is the flavooooor?ย 
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ย Will be manifesting music post ur day as a birthday respect courtesy. Happy happy day Miss Del Rey!!


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I could make some whore d'ล“uvres for the reception.ย :smile2:

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i hope she celebrates by singing a new song for us when we cut the cakeย :beyonce:


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Iโ€™ll bring an iPhone 4 so she can take her beloved low quality pics! Anything for a fellow June Baby.ย 


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find someone who looks at you the way Lana looks at Taylor Swift

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6 minutes ago, Mer said:

Iโ€™ll bring an iPhone 4 so she can take her beloved low quality pics! Anything for a fellow June Baby.ย 

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ooo make sure picsart is downloaded!!

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im stopping by mcdonald's for fries and diet cokes on the way


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