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Lana Del Rey For President 2024

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11 hours ago, ChaoticLipster said:

If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse.   She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances.   ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’.  One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President.  

 

I was gonna say that she's way too inconsistent with release dates and scheduling to be any type of president, lol


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6 minutes ago, Doll Harlow said:

 

I was gonna say that she's way too inconsistent with release dates and scheduling to be any type of president, lol

 

sshhhhh sh sh shhhhh we don't need to mention that :smile2:

 

(as far as the US government goes, she'd fit in pretty easily with her timelines with stuff)


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On 7/20/2022 at 1:07 PM, Dealer Boulevard said:

I have bad news for you all

 

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this is an example of why we love her sm :eartha:


 

 

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what if she's planning on legally changing her name to sparkle jump-rope queen so she can run for president omg! :defeated: that's why she's made such a mysterious and exclusive newsletter, so she can announce it! :defeated: she won't be running for the democratic, republican, or the green party, she'll be pretty party nation! :true: 


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