Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Super Movie 50,274]

Just now, the ocean said:

what color do you think the 6th vinyl variant they haven't announced yet is going to be

Another pink varient for the pink on her toeses 

[Taco Truck x VB 3,516]

why’s lana sleeping? i thought she only skipped spring

[Fingertips 72,097]

1 minute ago, bewhitehotforever said:

why’s lana sleeping? i thought she only skipped spring

She took too many sleeping pills from Jenny and Nikki 

[the ocean 67,621]

ok let me do some campaigning for the peacekeeper award at the lipsters

get back on track people! or you'll get chicken feet instead of barefeet

vinyl colors, tracklists, cuntsugi, etc etc

[Get Drunk 17,479]

Back on topic.. I’ve given up on searching for the acronym because it’s a Saturday night and I fear I’ll never find it. If anyone has any ideas on how to decode it I’m all ears 

[Honeyyoung 16,972]

btw has anything @DragonWhore said been debunked?

[kraljicabenzinske 11,122]

8 minutes ago, VioletBunny said:

Back on topic.. I’ve given up on searching for the acronym because it’s a Saturday night and I fear I’ll never find it. If anyone has any ideas on how to decode it I’m all ears 

I don’t have twitter so could please try search for “God Priapus Statue” or just God Priapus and see what comes up, I so wanna be right about that 😭😭 try filtering it by newest tweets or sth

[Get Drunk 17,479]

1 minute ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

I don’t have twitter so could please try search for “God Priapus Statue” or just God Priapus and see what comes up, I so wanna be right about that 😭😭 try filtering it by newest tweets or sth

I feel like I just got set up

 

notging acronym related im sorry to say!!

[ldrcultleader 302]

1 minute ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

I don’t have twitter so could please try search for “God Priapus Statue” or just God Priapus and see what comes up, I so wanna be right about that 😭😭 try filtering it by newest tweets or sth

only horny statures

 

I’m not kidding 

[Blossom 8,915]

also I don't think Lana will sample Cinnamon girl or Put me in a movie on the record bc cuntsugi said the song isn't a tik Tok song.. I feel like those are too popular?

[kraljicabenzinske 11,122]

Just now, VioletBunny said:

I feel like I just got set up

 

notging acronym related im sorry to say!!

omg im so sorry i didnt expect someone would post the actual photos on twitter like whyyy  

however i will remain a God Priapus Statue truther because Its the best thing i ever came up with, its deep, articital, has an interesting story behind it, meaningful for Lana’s current topics and opus and probably much better than whetever the real title is. Period

[honeybadger 40,620]

if dragonwhore is right then coronado and highway 1 (?) will be on the album  i feel like miss dragonwhore just looked at a map of california and picked out the fun names

[stupidapartmentcomplex 10,126]

 @Kintsugi please come back we really need you rn kintsugi we are deep in the 9/11 trenches in this thread and i will support & stan you even after you get cancelled by everyone for lying about Dua Lipa i wont backstab you in the back

 

[kraljicabenzinske 11,122]

The fact that not a single word has been said or confirmed about “Burn Me Where You Belong” is very telling. Kintsugi singed up to the Lanaboards with that username and then changed it to Kintsugi to throw us off. He knew we’d ask him to spill a title and he was prepared to say “my nickname” to make us freak out about “Kintsugi” but the actual treat for us was in his username history. And that way we can’t say anything is confirmed because there is 2 nicknames at play so we have double the research and tea fishing to do. Truly the mind of a mastermind

[Fingertips 72,097]

4 minutes ago, kraljicabenzinske said:

The fact that not a single word has been said or confirmed about “Burn Me Where You Belong” is very telling. Kintsugi singed up to the Lanaboards with that username and then changed it to Kintsugi to throw us off. He knew we’d ask him to spill a title and he was prepared to say “my nickname” to make us freak out about “Kintsugi” but the actual treat for us was in his username history. And that way we can’t say anything is confirmed because there is 2 nicknames at play so we have double the research and tea fishing to do. Truly the mind of a mastermind

Yeah, I don't believe it's Kintsugi at all. The only place that would make sense on the blurry tracklist would be track 14 I guess, but idk. Burn Me Where You Belong (feat. Father John Misty) fits perfectly on track 11

[Lanaparadiserey 18,258]

I’m so scared the album will leak, I’ll be so sad if it does 

[Orville Peck 22,728]

omg, @hotshot2am making his debut as an insider. 

 

 

[Orville Peck 22,728]

the fan pages are sharing information erroneously, I believe they have never confirmed that John Batiste is in Candy Necklace. 

[World At War 4,053]

"Glamorous Person Singing about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent emotionally abusive relationships all around the world" -> GPS from the acronym 

[hotshot2am 17,965]

9 minutes ago, salvatorelovesyou said:

omg, @hotshot2am making his debut as an insider.