Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[menslayer 18,260]

“Article on Lana’s new album” proceeds to talk about everything except for Tunnel

[GeminiLanaFan 45,710]

Imagine, though, if that account had made a real in-depth article about the album… after having heard it through leaks…

Oh the drama we would have had!!! Ben and Ed would have lawyered up like there’s no tomorrow before lunch  

(I prefer my own fan fiction to this disappointment )

[rabbit 4,908]

It was pretty obvious nothing substantial was going to be in the “article”, but I didn’t expect an IG slideshow 

[Dominikx4 25,007]

i mean, what did yall expect... 

[fl0r1dakil0s 20,649]

this is off topic from the article or whatever that was but in the title track i just noticed that when she says whispering in my ear there's a backing vocal of her whispering the lyrics it's super quiet though

[Trrrrrr 1,156]

[tulsa 2,829]

what's going awnn

[Orville Peck 22,457]

[bluechemtrails 22,713]

I wonder how much Lana was involved in this 'article', if she played a role in selecting the content. In any case, it turns out very positive, maybe Lana wanted to clarify something without posting it herself on Instagram.

The last quote perhaps provides clarity about a song lyric: "I can't help but feel somewhat like my body marred my soul".

[ByDayAnother 1,862]

I feel like I know less now 😂

What kind of Wikipedia article was that

[details 15,285]

3 minutes ago, Harry Nilsson said:

I wonder how much Lana was involved in this article

not at all 

[lanasbottom 23,687]

what did y’all expect from some no name "magazine" on instagram like  

 

i just know some were expecting track by track descriptions personally send in by lana 

[bluechemtrails 22,713]

now all comments have been deleted

[Im a ghost now 9,426]

I'm so glad I didn't wake up super early to read that lol now I'm just sitting here with my 750 ml of coffee to start the day, reading the thread and feeling amused, entertained 

[NikoGo 51,536]

This magazine article gave everything I thought it would 

 

expectations were definitely sky high, but at the same time it has been extremely dry and the only info we know (minus track list) has all come from unofficial sources, it makes sense fans are getting antsy

[The Grants 12,988]

it is literally just what I was expecting and I’m so glad I am not upset about it so everybody can we talk about vinyls and lyrics again

[Pink Flamingo 15,837]

Thank god I didn't wake up early and I ain't reading all that.

[Pink Flamingo 15,837]

Now we have nothing to look forward to but the album

[Yameena Khatri 3,088]

Funny "article" 

[Rorman Nockwell 53,536]

If I worked for that magazine I would've just made stuff up for attention and then when it turned out to be wrong I'd just say she changed it which is totally plausible