Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Three White Butterflies 26,342]

26 minutes ago, bluebanesters said:

they did nothing wrong... please stop w this

 

they intentionally misled people to gain followers and financial support. It's cute that you're trying to be empathetic but they used Lana and her fans to get attention and they deserve whatever backlash they get. At any point they could've clarified what the article was about but they purposely chose not to. 

[West Coast 44,804]

Not so surprised that this turned out to be a poorly written thinkpiece about her career highlights from an Instagram magazine. 

[ivory almond 10,478]

1 minute ago, your dealer said:

 

they intentionally misled people to gain followers and financial support. It's cute that you're trying to be empathetic but they used Lana and her fans to get attention and they deserve whatever backlash they get. At any point they could've clarified what the article was about but they purposely chose not to. 

You can't prove that they were being malicious though. I'm upset, but that doesn't mean we should report people just based on assumptions.

[LanaBalkana 5,863]

2 minutes ago, your dealer said:

 

they intentionally misled people to gain followers and financial support. It's cute that you're trying to be empathetic but they used Lana and her fans to get attention and they deserve whatever backlash they get. At any point they could've clarified what the article was about but they purposely chose not to. 

Thank you, you just discovered marketing under capitalism

[caitlyn valliulina 4,399]

13 minutes ago, wild caged animal said:

out the window

 

im assuming its ass  i'm not even gonna waste my time reading it 

[ivory almond 10,478]

Just now, Junkie Noir said:

 

im assuming its ass  i'm not even gonna waste my time reading it 

It's okay though, because I'm making my own article that actually includes everything we know about the album so far.

[prettywhenimhigh 48,454]

2 minutes ago, Junkie Noir said:

 

im assuming its ass  i'm not even gonna waste my time reading it 

 

well you will take 2 minutes to read it so  

[Venice Peach 52,966]

At least it was quick. Only ~ 2 days of uncertainty 

[plastiscguy 58,013]

5 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

At least it was quick. Only ~ 2 days of uncertainty 

Yeah, and thankfully we've gotten info from Kintsugi. Imagine we'd have nothing and find out about this interview a month ago for it to be... this

[Lanaparadiserey 18,267]

At least we have a festive and possible music video to be excited for, otherwise this magazine would have WREAKED me

[LanaBalkana 5,863]

Just now, Lanaparadiserey said:

At least we have a festive and possible music video to be excited for, otherwise this magazine would have WREAKED me

What’s the news on that?

[Lanaparadiserey 18,267]

3 minutes ago, LanaBalkana said:

What’s the news on that?

Well the festival is confirmed and Lana’s friend posted a set 

[ChaoticLipster 23,800]

My expectations for the magazine were extremely low anyway

[Fingertips 72,113]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO that article is worse than I imagined it would be

[ruined 1,695]

On 1/24/2023 at 7:15 PM, White Dress said:

Y’all this magazine is like… kind of potentially a big deal. It’s pretty obvious by their wording that they WILL be discussing the album so maybe we will have a better idea of the albums sonic palate 

Oh 

[Fingertips 72,113]

They shut their comments off. I was about to go in

[DCooper 34,592]

They were wrong to purposely mislead but the fact that some people were actually expecting something after even Lana sassed them is just as funny 

 

I did think the article would at least have more interesting speculation on what's to come though, but it really was just basic summarizing of some details of her career. I fear that Empire of Lounge isn't long for the entertainment industry. Unless this was for a high school project, then I wish them all the best 

[Taco Truck x VB 3,516]

i’m just glad that that was resolved as quickly as it came about 

imagine we were waiting for this for weeks, to just get .. a summary of what we already knew.. it was like a fan made school project fr

it would’ve been cute if it just came out as a small little post or whatever but to click bait fans also KNOWING how they would react if it’s been phrased as though they’re reviewing the album..

literal cocktease

[Jeanne Dielman 5,829]

Hopefully Lana will feed us something now out of pity given our collective frustration with this whatsitsname magazine. 

 

@Kintsugi it's the perfect time for a glorious comeback, don't you think? 

 

 

[SuperMegaStan 9,643]

yall had expectation of a somehow exclusive tea for a unknown magazine that reused her picture?

 

yall never learn