Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Terrence Loves Me 71,572]

2 hours ago, West Coast said:

 

Hear me out... Lana on Ice. 

Thin ice, yes.

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

Just now, American Whore said:

 

you aren't wrong. the only ones I believe because they've shown time and time again to be trustworthy is boz and eclipse. everyone else is just boring honestly and idk if they are reliable or not (and honestly? don't care to keep up)

what about the iconic @Kintsugi

[Im a ghost now 9,426]

2 hours ago, taco truck said:

One thing about BOZ is he’s going to be an annoying shitty insider who teases Lana fans and gets them hyped and then makes fun of them for being hyped

 

you spilled so fucking hard I'm turning into a fan of yours 

[Poor Stacy 11,966]

BOZ makes it sound like we're going to be really surprised. That makes me think it's big big. But I don't know how to narrow it down. 

 

BBC Radio Hottest Record World Premiere could either be a new single from the album, or new music period. 

Neil Krug makes it sound like a release is imminent for something, even if it's not the album. 

 

Since Lana's so prolific, I'm guessing new music if not a new single, but IDK what that means release-wise.

[Pink Flamingo 15,853]

37 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

THEORIES FROM LB:

• Lana dropping a skincare

• Lana releasing a visual album

• Lana releasing a single

• Lana being in the Barbie movie/soundtrack

• Lana having her own star on the walk of fame

• Lana opening an OF account

• Lana dropping a movie/short film

• Lana dropping a double album

• Lana doing the Superbawl Halftime Show

• Lana being on The White Lotus season 3

• Lana being on SNL again

• Lana releasing an album of unreleased

• Lana releasing AKA on spotify etc

• Lana re-releasing one of her previous albums

• Lana releasing the cover album

• Lana destroying every copy of BB on earth

• Lana releasing Ocean Blvd on digital tonight

• Lana getting a restraining order against Nikki Lane

• Lana actually NOT releasing Ocean Blvd anymore

• Lana x Dua collab

• New version of SOTB with Lana having an actual vers

• Lana going on tour with Taylor

• Lana doing a musical

• Lana running for president

• A&W music video

• Lana is pregnant/married

• Lana on the next AHS season

• Lana going on tour

• Box set

• Ocean Blvd delyed

• Lana on a Disney live action 

• Lana performing on the moon

• Lana going into avation

• Sweater Weather remix ft. Lana

• Coke neckless making a comeback

• Lana going back to one of her old stage names / switching to her birth name

• The tunnel reopening and becoming a Lana museum/ Lana performing in the tunnel

• Fiona Apple ft. Lana

• Lana and her dad forming a duo

 

some of these are insane obviously but as u can see we said all kinds of shit so someone MUST have guessed 

 

These are my bets

[JimmyJimmy 125]

Ok ok looking back at Neilkrugs Insta posts… all the images with the album artwork shoot have the DYKTTATUOB written in the caption BUT all “DNC” images of ocean waves and flowers only have LDR9 written as the caption, these images are also tonally completely different to the tunnel shoot. I’m sticking to my two albums delululu and that they’ve played a long game

[lanasozempicpen 3,331]

the bitches on tiktok are being so fucking stupid oh my god

[Orville Peck 22,471]

are actually three albums. 

 

Ocean Blvd
Covers album
Country album

[Ramada Inn 96]

Skipped my meds so I can fully immerse myself in this insanity. Album out TONIGHT! 

[kraljicabenzinske 11,110]

when this whole surprise "ordeal" is made up just to distract us from talking about the album leak given that March 10th is here and we should be putting our energy into getting/finding it... they were prepared for March 10th and this is what they had in store

[IanadeIrey 60,558]

BoZ after teasing the surprise 
 

 

[Rocket0212 1,905]

A&W MV feat. Father John Misty

Spoiler

Premiering exclusively on Onlyfans

 

[Enco 2,302]

BOZ said it was something good and that it made him happy as FUCK 

 

so what makes a polish 

Spoiler

Gay

happy that’s Lana related?

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

1 minute ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

These are my bets

i think we should bring money into the game, everybody share your bets! 

[American Whore 47,356]

2 minutes ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

what about the iconic @Kintsugi

meh, summer comes, winter goes

[imaginist 2,020]

What if in reality instead of forgetting about or scrapping the covers + country album(s), that's what she's releasing soon lol. Hence why when she deactivated her main accounts she said she was focusing on multiple projects, and maybe now she's all finished and that's why she's been a lot more active on social media again

[littleredpartydress 48,362]

2 minutes ago, lanitataco said:

the bitches on tiktok are being so fucking stupid oh my god

And we aren’t????

[GeminiLanaFan 45,724]

Just now, Enco said:

BOZ said it was something good and that it made him happy as FUCK 

 

so what makes a polish 

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Gay

happy that’s Lana related?

Has to be about music. 

[SeraphBronte 285]

If nothing happens when I wake up... I swear

[Poor Stacy 11,966]

Just now, Enco said:

BOZ said it was something good and that it made him happy as FUCK 

 

so what makes a polish 

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Gay

happy that’s Lana related?

 

Is she re-recording the album over bland H&M disco beats?